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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - el_alamein - 2024-01-28 23:55:02 Chatlog
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[2024-01-28 23:55:46] tohsdaehmoob: let's DO THIS!
[2024-01-28 23:56:10] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-28 23:56:11] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-01-28 23:56:17] _Roadie: What's that? hide in a Bunker from that Harrier Hag - Fox?
[2024-01-28 23:56:23] tohsdaehmoob: that's how to start!
[2024-01-28 23:56:29] Mr. Fox: ?
[2024-01-28 23:56:35] tohsdaehmoob: i bagged him!
[2024-01-28 23:56:55] tohsdaehmoob: jackanus
[2024-01-28 23:56:58] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-01-28 23:57:02] _Roadie: hehe
[2024-01-28 23:57:41] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-01-28 23:59:28] tohsdaehmoob: can't wait to see this ending
[2024-01-28 23:59:38] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-01-28 23:59:44] _Roadie: No Fair
[2024-01-28 23:59:52] tohsdaehmoob: you still have flag
[2024-01-28 23:59:54] tohsdaehmoob: in your main
[2024-01-29 00:00:17] _Roadie: I spqned at the other end...
[2024-01-29 00:00:37] tohsdaehmoob: uh oh
[2024-01-29 00:00:45] tohsdaehmoob: i spotted
[2024-01-29 00:00:58] _Roadie: have you got food and water up there?
[2024-01-29 00:01:26] tohsdaehmoob: tons of beef jerky
[2024-01-29 00:01:39] Mr. Fox: masturbating bull?
[2024-01-29 00:01:46] Mr. Fox: beef jerky
[2024-01-29 00:02:28] _Roadie: took a second...
[2024-01-29 00:02:36] Mr. Fox: lol yea
[2024-01-29 00:03:08] _Roadie: WTF H
[2024-01-29 00:03:38] tohsdaehmoob: dang
[2024-01-29 00:03:49] tohsdaehmoob: daaaaang
[2024-01-29 00:04:14] Mr. Fox: lmao
[2024-01-29 00:04:27] _Roadie: how did you manage that?
[2024-01-29 00:04:31] Mr. Fox: can 1 of you go to red?
[2024-01-29 00:04:37] Mr. Fox: the hind landed on me
[2024-01-29 00:04:44] Mr. Fox: or should i go red?
[2024-01-29 00:04:47] tohsdaehmoob: that was too close
[2024-01-29 00:04:48] _Roadie: oh
[2024-01-29 00:05:43] tohsdaehmoob: ah shiizzz
[2024-01-29 00:05:48] tohsdaehmoob: my bad
[2024-01-29 00:05:54] _Roadie: Hey BD
[2024-01-29 00:06:02] _Brain Damage_: hey dudo
[2024-01-29 00:06:14] _Brain Damage_: what's your name again I forgot
[2024-01-29 00:06:23] _Brain Damage_: rodix
[2024-01-29 00:06:26] _Brain Damage_: yo
[2024-01-29 00:06:44] _Brain Damage_: let's road kill xDDD
[2024-01-29 00:06:49] _Roadie: _RoadKiLL
[2024-01-29 00:06:54] _Brain Damage_: rofl
[2024-01-29 00:07:46] _Roadie: I messed up dinner BD.
[2024-01-29 00:07:55] _Brain Damage_: what was
[2024-01-29 00:08:07] _Brain Damage_: beans and sausages?
[2024-01-29 00:08:16] _Brain Damage_: missed german style?
[2024-01-29 00:08:19] _Roadie: bought some premade Italian Meatballs.
[2024-01-29 00:08:21] _Brain Damage_: what was wrong?
[2024-01-29 00:08:28] _Brain Damage_: oh man
[2024-01-29 00:08:39] _Roadie: Honey made up her sauce & noodles...
[2024-01-29 00:08:59] _Brain Damage_: big meat balls?. bolonese-american style?
[2024-01-29 00:09:06] _Roadie: neither of us read the label. DAMN they are too bloody spicy...
[2024-01-29 00:09:17] Mr. Fox: lol road
[2024-01-29 00:09:23] tohsdaehmoob: oooo italian spicy
[2024-01-29 00:09:46] _Roadie: they usualy arent. I believe I grabbed a different package.
[2024-01-29 00:09:48] tohsdaehmoob: gonna feel THAT in the morning
[2024-01-29 00:09:50] _Brain Damage_: sauce ariabia
[2024-01-29 00:10:05] _Brain Damage_: I dont like spicy pasta for
[2024-01-29 00:10:07] _Brain Damage_: me
[2024-01-29 00:10:22] _Roadie: I have a 'puppy' mouth to begin with... but damn....
[2024-01-29 00:10:31] _Brain Damage_: it doenst fit the concept of italian pasta, I dont like arabiat
[2024-01-29 00:11:27] _Brain Damage_: excpet for oil
[2024-01-29 00:11:46] _Brain Damage_: except for oil garlic pasta
[2024-01-29 00:11:50] tohsdaehmoob: i protect u
[2024-01-29 00:11:51] _Brain Damage_: it's hot
[2024-01-29 00:12:21] _Brain Damage_: pls gimme protection I'm 18 young virgin blond sexy girl
[2024-01-29 00:12:26] tohsdaehmoob: bring him to me
[2024-01-29 00:12:28] _Brain Damage_: I need my superman
[2024-01-29 00:12:36] _Roadie: found it...
[2024-01-29 00:12:47] tohsdaehmoob: again
[2024-01-29 00:12:48] _Roadie: Sililian Spicy...
[2024-01-29 00:12:50] _Brain Damage_: protect me pls while I role spliff xDDD
[2024-01-29 00:12:54] _Brain Damage_: ganja forva
[2024-01-29 00:13:07] _Brain Damage_: ok I see road
[2024-01-29 00:13:09] tohsdaehmoob: i smoked him up GOOD
[2024-01-29 00:13:19] _Brain Damage_: what went wrong? u said u missed it?
[2024-01-29 00:13:49] _Brain Damage_: I like food talking I lile to cook and also worked as pro
[2024-01-29 00:13:54] _Roadie: the usual one we get is "Blended Cheese and Herb."
[2024-01-29 00:13:55] _Brain Damage_: as student
[2024-01-29 00:14:07] _Brain Damage_: k
[2024-01-29 00:14:17] _Roadie: yeah, well I've cut back on my tuna since you warned me.
[2024-01-29 00:14:22] _Brain Damage_: u mix cheese and herbs in mixer?
[2024-01-29 00:14:25] _Roadie: especially Alabacore.
[2024-01-29 00:14:42] _Brain Damage_: there is mercury in tuna bro
[2024-01-29 00:14:47] _Brain Damage_: so as salmon
[2024-01-29 00:15:01] Mr. Fox: lol shit
[2024-01-29 00:15:02] Mr. Fox: sry
[2024-01-29 00:15:05] _Brain Damage_: big fishes lots of mercury it's pro-cancer factor
[2024-01-29 00:15:11] _Roadie: name fox.......
[2024-01-29 00:15:17] tohsdaehmoob: nice
[2024-01-29 00:15:23] _Brain Damage_: foxy lady !
[2024-01-29 00:15:27] Mr. Fox: i dropped high
[2024-01-29 00:15:33] Mr. Fox: then you ran out behind him
[2024-01-29 00:15:39] _Brain Damage_: or foxy Lord
[2024-01-29 00:15:50] _Roadie: I will NOT give up my salmon though! ! ! hehe
[2024-01-29 00:16:03] _Brain Damage_: I fkin love salmon too
[2024-01-29 00:16:05] _Brain Damage_: dude
[2024-01-29 00:16:31] _Brain Damage_: there's just a rule avoid high mercury ratio fishes
[2024-01-29 00:16:35] tohsdaehmoob: oYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:16:54] _Brain Damage_: less than 1/month I think is the good rule as read years ago
[2024-01-29 00:16:55] _Roadie: It's $10.99/lb here for fresh Chilian Salmon.
[2024-01-29 00:17:18] _Roadie: then it goes in the discount bin @@5.99lb
[2024-01-29 00:17:21] _Brain Damage_: if u eat big salmon less than once per month u ok
[2024-01-29 00:17:32] _Brain Damage_: u got the idea
[2024-01-29 00:17:35] _Roadie: that's the only way I can afford it..
[2024-01-29 00:17:51] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:18:03] tohsdaehmoob: that's the stuff
[2024-01-29 00:18:09] _Brain Damage_: it's delicious I wish I had one salmon each week but ...
[2024-01-29 00:18:24] tohsdaehmoob: mines
[2024-01-29 00:18:29] _Brain Damage_: same for tuna once per week little can is ok
[2024-01-29 00:18:40] _Brain Damage_: there is mercury there too
[2024-01-29 00:18:57] _Brain Damage_: all big fishes are toxic
[2024-01-29 00:19:07] _Roadie: mercury everywhere, plus tiny bits of plastic. we're doomed....
[2024-01-29 00:19:08] tohsdaehmoob: also, Brittnay Spears
[2024-01-29 00:19:42] _Roadie: fox? take out armor pls over?
[2024-01-29 00:20:56] tohsdaehmoob: ah u bitch
[2024-01-29 00:21:42] _Brain Damage_: gj dudes )))
[2024-01-29 00:21:45] _Brain Damage_: congrats
[2024-01-29 00:23:11] tohsdaehmoob: who's gonna be a hero?
[2024-01-29 00:23:12] _Roadie: When the heck did SMan get drafted by Blue Team?
[2024-01-29 00:23:24] Mr. Fox: 30 secs ago
[2024-01-29 00:23:25] _Roadie: me
[2024-01-29 00:23:34] tohsdaehmoob: good
[2024-01-29 00:23:39] tohsdaehmoob: u i can handle
[2024-01-29 00:23:50] _Roadie: hehe
[2024-01-29 00:24:05] _Roadie: I just added the Time so that fox could grab
[2024-01-29 00:24:11] tohsdaehmoob: Oyeah
[2024-01-29 00:24:31] tohsdaehmoob: we can DO THIS
[2024-01-29 00:25:36] tohsdaehmoob: Fox is powerless to stop us
[2024-01-29 00:25:59] tohsdaehmoob: he feeds on your fear
[2024-01-29 00:26:05] tohsdaehmoob: no fear, no power
[2024-01-29 00:26:23] tohsdaehmoob: GO GO GO
[2024-01-29 00:26:23] _Roadie: other barracks
[2024-01-29 00:26:34] tohsdaehmoob: Go go go! Move it!
[2024-01-29 00:27:08] tohsdaehmoob: i protect main
[2024-01-29 00:27:10] tohsdaehmoob: HAHH
[2024-01-29 00:27:10] Mr. Fox: lol sry road
[2024-01-29 00:27:14] _Roadie: HA we got him!!!!!
[2024-01-29 00:27:18] _Roadie: np
[2024-01-29 00:27:25] Mr. Fox: more than 1?
[2024-01-29 00:27:35] _Roadie: not sure
[2024-01-29 00:28:45] _Roadie: Spammed SMan......
[2024-01-29 00:28:51] tohsdaehmoob: umm...
[2024-01-29 00:29:23] tohsdaehmoob: u should probably go get flag
[2024-01-29 00:30:16] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:30:21] Superman: sting like a bee
[2024-01-29 00:30:26] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-01-29 00:30:42] tohsdaehmoob: bzzz
[2024-01-29 00:30:54] _Roadie: (swat)
[2024-01-29 00:32:05] tohsdaehmoob: all clear
[2024-01-29 00:32:28] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:33:31] Mr. Fox: lol wtf happened?
[2024-01-29 00:33:39] tohsdaehmoob: i happened
[2024-01-29 00:33:46] Mr. Fox: i died while in the cockpit
[2024-01-29 00:33:56] Mr. Fox: too many Gs i guess
[2024-01-29 00:33:56] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-01-29 00:34:03] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-01-29 00:34:21] _Roadie: how come Jes can roll in the humvee and I can't????
[2024-01-29 00:34:44] Mr. Fox: dont turbo through them
[2024-01-29 00:34:50] Mr. Fox: thats how to roll
[2024-01-29 00:34:57] tohsdaehmoob: time to put up or shut up
[2024-01-29 00:35:04] _Roadie: had to - I was getting shot at.... hehe
[2024-01-29 00:35:10] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-01-29 00:35:12] tohsdaehmoob: whoops
[2024-01-29 00:35:15] Superman: u didnt dissapoinbt lol
[2024-01-29 00:35:28] tohsdaehmoob: hehe
[2024-01-29 00:35:32] tohsdaehmoob: :|
[2024-01-29 00:35:58] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:36:56] tohsdaehmoob: aint no flag takers here!
[2024-01-29 00:37:30] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2024-01-29 00:37:42] tohsdaehmoob: THAT's how we DO!
[2024-01-29 00:37:57] _Brain Damage_: hi dudes Ima back
[2024-01-29 00:38:08] _Brain Damage_: can we play inf ctf next pls?
[2024-01-29 00:38:13] _Roadie: keep adding time until we get our sh*t together here...
[2024-01-29 00:38:18] _Roadie: !nextmap
[2024-01-29 00:38:22] _Brain Damage_: I(m stauing till the end of this
[2024-01-29 00:38:34] _Brain Damage_: lol raodie
[2024-01-29 00:38:39] _Roadie: Nas good enuf BD?
[2024-01-29 00:38:49] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:38:49] _Brain Damage_: I'm not nas whore
[2024-01-29 00:39:07] _Brain Damage_: we did nas once or twice enough nas for me
[2024-01-29 00:39:09] Cokakola: lol
[2024-01-29 00:39:16] Mr. Fox: IM ALIVE!!!
[2024-01-29 00:39:17] _Brain Damage_: coastal is great too
[2024-01-29 00:39:20] _Brain Damage_: coastal CTF
[2024-01-29 00:39:25] tohsdaehmoob: HAHA
[2024-01-29 00:39:25] _Roadie: \sorry sully
[2024-01-29 00:39:56] _Brain Damage_: I dont like to my fav maps more than twice
[2024-01-29 00:40:01] _Brain Damage_: per night
[2024-01-29 00:40:17] _Roadie: how about Bunkers?
[2024-01-29 00:40:19] _Brain Damage_: otherwise its really boring disgusting vomiting
[2024-01-29 00:40:30] _Brain Damage_: yep bunks also gret inf ctf
[2024-01-29 00:40:50] _Brain Damage_: best map for aiming practice
[2024-01-29 00:40:54] _Brain Damage_: buncks ctf
[2024-01-29 00:41:04] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:42:57] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:43:08] _Roadie: I grab a cookie, COk grabs the flag...
[2024-01-29 00:43:28] Cokakola: crud
[2024-01-29 00:43:36] tohsdaehmoob: it's ok we still win
[2024-01-29 00:44:25] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-01-29 00:44:59] _Roadie: hehe lol@Cok
[2024-01-29 00:45:06] Cokakola: crud again
[2024-01-29 00:45:09] _Roadie: hilltop bouncing.
[2024-01-29 00:45:23] _Brain Damage_: dude
[2024-01-29 00:45:28] Cokakola: hard to gauge the humvees
[2024-01-29 00:45:29] Mr. Fox: ; )
[2024-01-29 00:45:30] _Brain Damage_: injustice
[2024-01-29 00:45:34] _Brain Damage_: I claim
[2024-01-29 00:45:39] tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2024-01-29 00:45:42] _Roadie: PAD
[2024-01-29 00:45:44] _Brain Damage_: gonna report to UN
[2024-01-29 00:45:47] _Brain Damage_: now
[2024-01-29 00:46:03] _Brain Damage_: cause I work for secret services partial time
[2024-01-29 00:46:11] Mr. Fox: lol
[2024-01-29 00:46:16] _Brain Damage_: xDDD
[2024-01-29 00:46:33] _Brain Damage_: I'm a drunk tard I gotta SLEEEP and eat son lol
[2024-01-29 00:46:33] _Brain Damage_: soon
[2024-01-29 00:46:42] _Roadie: were you in the air SMan?
[2024-01-29 00:46:43] tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2024-01-29 00:46:45] tohsdaehmoob: game over
[2024-01-29 00:46:56] Superman: ish..?
[2024-01-29 00:47:04] _Brain Damage_: lets do some inf pls my last map gotta sleep
[2024-01-29 00:47:06] Superman: high ground?
[2024-01-29 00:47:11] tohsdaehmoob: we WEEEN
[2024-01-29 00:47:11] _Roadie: how did I die by apache?
[2024-01-29 00:47:21] Superman: lots of love
[2024-01-29 00:47:24] Superman: gg
[2024-01-29 00:47:32] _Brain Damage_: ty clarks kent

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