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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - bocage_day3 - 2025-05-26 02:45:02 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2025-05-26 02:45:54] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAHHHHHH!!!!!!
[2025-05-26 02:45:54] Peeper: wrong bocage
[2025-05-26 02:45:58] Tohsdaehmoob: love it
[2025-05-26 02:46:51] Hellraz0r: ooo new version?
[2025-05-26 02:47:00] Peeper: not ctf
[2025-05-26 02:47:54] Killer_KahnDavey: nobody's on DC Voice except Skoal
[2025-05-26 02:48:22] AnarchoCapitalist: good this weapons in this map
[2025-05-26 02:48:32] Killer_KahnDavey: conquest... cool
[2025-05-26 02:48:46] sanchez: u yankees dont work tomorrow?
[2025-05-26 02:48:47] Hellraz0r: gday goosey
[2025-05-26 02:48:52] Goosey: hey mate, all
[2025-05-26 02:49:04] Tohsdaehmoob: we NEVER work
[2025-05-26 02:49:21] Sgt. Schultz: oyeah
[2025-05-26 02:49:33] Peeper: well..some of us dont live in moms basement
[2025-05-26 02:49:39] sanchez: moob have you watch the documentary American Factory?
[2025-05-26 02:49:49] Tohsdaehmoob: no
[2025-05-26 02:50:09] sanchez: check it out its on netflix
[2025-05-26 02:50:14] Killer_KahnDavey: what's it about?
[2025-05-26 02:50:19] Goosey: he only reads comics
[2025-05-26 02:50:24] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2025-05-26 02:50:24] Tohsdaehmoob: i can't afford Netflix, i don't work
[2025-05-26 02:50:36] T-Bar: of course
[2025-05-26 02:50:45] Hellraz0r: the picture ones right
[2025-05-26 02:50:46] Killer_KahnDavey: i DO work, and still don't want to buy Netflix
[2025-05-26 02:50:49] Goosey: heh
[2025-05-26 02:51:02] sanchez: it shows chinese vs american work ethics
[2025-05-26 02:51:03] Goosey: i have them all..
[2025-05-26 02:51:23] Hellraz0r: they got pretty hard here
[2025-05-26 02:51:30] Hellraz0r: they go pretty hard here
[2025-05-26 02:51:33] Tohsdaehmoob: that's what she said
[2025-05-26 02:51:37] Hellraz0r: ooossh
[2025-05-26 02:51:49] Killer_KahnDavey: deathbubble at allied base apparently
[2025-05-26 02:52:02] Sgt. Schultz: yeah stay out
[2025-05-26 02:52:23] Killer_KahnDavey: was just habit, man
[2025-05-26 02:52:33] Peeper: moob...do you actually even remember your first blow job?
[2025-05-26 02:52:47] Sgt. Schultz: just messing with you lol
[2025-05-26 02:52:56] Tohsdaehmoob: it was glorious
[2025-05-26 02:53:06] Sgt. Schultz: thats' what she said
[2025-05-26 02:53:10] Peeper: was it very salty??
[2025-05-26 02:53:12] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2025-05-26 02:53:14] Tohsdaehmoob: and he never called
[2025-05-26 02:53:14] Farmer Dave: south of our base is Tohs
[2025-05-26 02:53:21] Goosey: lol
[2025-05-26 02:53:21] sanchez: be right back, Taco time
[2025-05-26 02:53:32] Killer_KahnDavey: he ded
[2025-05-26 02:53:32] Sgt. Schultz: that's what she said
[2025-05-26 02:53:54] Killer_KahnDavey: do you boys like boys or something?
[2025-05-26 02:54:01] Killer_KahnDavey: ooh, a plough!
[2025-05-26 02:54:18] Tohsdaehmoob: only confused boys
[2025-05-26 02:54:22] Goosey: gf
[2025-05-26 02:54:24] Killer_KahnDavey: more of a.... single disc harrow with a seat on the back
[2025-05-26 02:54:36] Farmer Dave: roger that goose
[2025-05-26 02:54:37] Hellraz0r: aw bugger
[2025-05-26 02:54:38] Goosey: ha
[2025-05-26 02:54:40] Killer_KahnDavey: even my Amish neighbors' plows are better
[2025-05-26 02:54:49] Sgt. Schultz: that's what she said
[2025-05-26 02:55:01] Goosey: never seen an amish person
[2025-05-26 02:55:03] Killer_KahnDavey: one wonders what the Amish sex life is like
[2025-05-26 02:55:05] Goosey: only on tv
[2025-05-26 02:55:06] Killer_KahnDavey: really?
[2025-05-26 02:55:11] Goosey: yeh
[2025-05-26 02:55:12] Hellraz0r: yeah neither
[2025-05-26 02:55:25] $ecret$quirell: WTF is this BS
[2025-05-26 02:55:30] Killer_KahnDavey: i have like 12 Amish houses within a mile or so
[2025-05-26 02:55:45] Goosey: lol
[2025-05-26 02:55:49] Goosey: amishville
[2025-05-26 02:56:03] Killer_KahnDavey: i can see 4 of their houses easily from my front porch
[2025-05-26 02:56:08] Killer_KahnDavey: they're obnoxious in real life
[2025-05-26 02:56:12] Sgt. Schultz: who's rocketing our uncap?
[2025-05-26 02:56:17] Goosey: relly
[2025-05-26 02:56:18] Goosey: a
[2025-05-26 02:56:38] Farmer Dave: I did
[2025-05-26 02:56:44] Goosey: squirrel must be amish then
[2025-05-26 02:56:48] Killer_KahnDavey: yeah, poverty city, petty thievery, road hazards galore
[2025-05-26 02:56:48] Farmer Dave: remembe
[2025-05-26 02:56:56] Hellraz0r: i thought u can shoot back if getting shot from uncap
[2025-05-26 02:56:56] Killer_KahnDavey: begging rides from old guys who take pity on them
[2025-05-26 02:56:56] Goosey: oh wow
[2025-05-26 02:57:05] $ecret$quirell: WHO FUGED UP THE MAP?
[2025-05-26 02:57:07] Goosey: you can
[2025-05-26 02:57:07] Farmer Dave: that is twhat I thought
[2025-05-26 02:57:10] Killer_KahnDavey: raping their women
[2025-05-26 02:57:15] Farmer Dave: you fire out, I can fire in
[2025-05-26 02:57:20] Hellraz0r: LMAO
[2025-05-26 02:57:21] Hellraz0r: OHYEAH
[2025-05-26 02:57:26] Goosey: anything shooting out can be shot at
[2025-05-26 02:57:32] Hellraz0r: rogey
[2025-05-26 02:57:37] Goosey: be precise however!
[2025-05-26 02:57:42] $ecret$quirell: this is uber gay
[2025-05-26 02:57:48] Sgt. Schultz: i don't think you can just shoot randomly into base
[2025-05-26 02:57:54] Goosey: not randomly
[2025-05-26 02:57:58] Tohsdaehmoob: mmmm gay uber drivers
[2025-05-26 02:58:00] Sgt. Schultz: at say, a parked plane
[2025-05-26 02:58:02] $ecret$quirell: THEYRRE SHOOTING OUT
[2025-05-26 02:58:10] Goosey: no must be active
[2025-05-26 02:58:14] Sgt. Schultz: the parked plane?
[2025-05-26 02:58:20] Goosey: not active!
[2025-05-26 02:59:01] Farmer Dave: lol
[2025-05-26 02:59:05] Goosey: :D
[2025-05-26 02:59:30] Killer_KahnDavey: lol
[2025-05-26 02:59:34] Peeper: ns
[2025-05-26 02:59:36] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2025-05-26 02:59:55] $ecret$quirell: GAY GAY GAY GAY
[2025-05-26 03:00:03] Killer_KahnDavey: happy happy happy happy
[2025-05-26 03:00:13] Goosey: lol kahn
[2025-05-26 03:00:21] Hellraz0r: oh
[2025-05-26 03:00:22] Farmer Dave: tohs is at the intersection of 3b and 4c
[2025-05-26 03:00:25] Sgt. Schultz: the tranny tked me
[2025-05-26 03:00:31] Goosey: thx for kneeling;)
[2025-05-26 03:00:37] Hellraz0r: LMAO
[2025-05-26 03:00:44] wildcard: were youinbimper?
[2025-05-26 03:00:56] Sgt. Schultz: lol yeah i just jumped into it
[2025-05-26 03:00:58] Farmer Dave: not anymore
[2025-05-26 03:01:03] Killer_KahnDavey: ns
[2025-05-26 03:01:04] wildcard: srry
[2025-05-26 03:01:05] Killer_KahnDavey: bug
[2025-05-26 03:01:07] Peeper: ty
[2025-05-26 03:01:09] Sgt. Schultz: it's ok
[2025-05-26 03:01:17] Peeper: he was looking for one of us
[2025-05-26 03:01:46] Tohsdaehmoob: pilot is ghey
[2025-05-26 03:02:30] $ecret$quirell: GAAAAAAY
[2025-05-26 03:03:38] Killer_KahnDavey: why u no have job, Tohs?
[2025-05-26 03:03:44] Goosey: he does
[2025-05-26 03:03:46] Farmer Dave: sawmill, need help
[2025-05-26 03:03:47] Tohsdaehmoob: actually i do
[2025-05-26 03:03:52] Killer_KahnDavey: deathbubble around main, Squirrel
[2025-05-26 03:03:58] Sgt. Schultz: it's starts with "bl"
[2025-05-26 03:04:01] Tohsdaehmoob: but not everyone counts a blow job
[2025-05-26 03:04:05] $ecret$quirell: figured that out
[2025-05-26 03:04:14] Killer_KahnDavey: \c130 up
[2025-05-26 03:04:20] Killer_KahnDavey: behind u bug
[2025-05-26 03:04:22] Killer_KahnDavey: i think
[2025-05-26 03:04:23] $ecret$quirell: they can shoot out but i cant bomb them
[2025-05-26 03:04:44] Goosey: u have to bomb only the one shooting out
[2025-05-26 03:04:47] Goosey: not everyone
[2025-05-26 03:04:59] Goosey: no carpet bombing
[2025-05-26 03:05:00] $ecret$quirell: cant bomb SA 3
[2025-05-26 03:05:04] Killer_KahnDavey: respot... i'm looking at a pile of rubble
[2025-05-26 03:05:08] Capt_Jack: at bridge
[2025-05-26 03:05:15] Tohsdaehmoob: do the carpet bombs match the drapes?
[2025-05-26 03:05:19] $ecret$quirell: YOU SLUT
[2025-05-26 03:05:21] Goosey: usually
[2025-05-26 03:05:33] Killer_KahnDavey: who has carpet anymore?
[2025-05-26 03:05:34] Killer_KahnDavey: so passe
[2025-05-26 03:05:40] Goosey: mesh?
[2025-05-26 03:05:42] Goosey: amish>
[2025-05-26 03:05:48] Killer_KahnDavey: i can't use your spot, jack
[2025-05-26 03:05:53] Killer_KahnDavey: that's better nvm
[2025-05-26 03:05:54] $ecret$quirell: THIS MAN LOVING GAYLORD ALWAYS CAMPS OUR AF
[2025-05-26 03:06:07] Goosey: yours is not an uncap
[2025-05-26 03:06:11] Goosey: lose the caps
[2025-05-26 03:06:14] Tohsdaehmoob: you say that like its a bad thing
[2025-05-26 03:06:41] wildcard: srry
[2025-05-26 03:06:57] Capt_Jack: humvee mined
[2025-05-26 03:08:12] MADMAX: !nextmap
[2025-05-26 03:08:20] MADMAX: lets nas
[2025-05-26 03:08:23] MADMAX: set nas pls
[2025-05-26 03:08:40] Hellraz0r: !nextmap
[2025-05-26 03:08:58] Goosey: lol
[2025-05-26 03:08:59] Sgt. Schultz: sry
[2025-05-26 03:09:00] Goosey: ftk
[2025-05-26 03:09:01] Killer_KahnDavey: nas who?>
[2025-05-26 03:09:27] Farmer Dave: gg
[2025-05-26 03:09:47] chuk evil sandwich guy: lol squirrl
[2025-05-26 03:09:59] Farmer Dave: !nextmap
[2025-05-26 03:10:15] MADMAX: 77777777777