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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - bocage_day3 - 2025-10-17 03:43:01 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2025-10-17 03:43:43] Sgt. Schultz: only played this 2 maps ago
[2025-10-17 03:43:58] Tohsdaehmoob: nah, u have dimentia
[2025-10-17 03:44:03] Sgt. Schultz: but better than lost village
[2025-10-17 03:44:05] Tohsdaehmoob: that never happened
[2025-10-17 03:44:12] -[HELLO]-Crash: dementia
[2025-10-17 03:44:23] Tohsdaehmoob: i vote that the USA gives us another 40 BILLION!
[2025-10-17 03:44:39] Tohsdaehmoob: press 7 for 40 BILLION
[2025-10-17 03:45:16] _Brain Damage_: CRASH u racist terrorist
[2025-10-17 03:45:18] Melanin Blackson: ty Crash for the map
[2025-10-17 03:45:23] _Brain Damage_: lol I'm drunky
[2025-10-17 03:45:26] $ecret$quirell: my aborting is in the med bld
[2025-10-17 03:45:34] _Brain Damage_: freak u crash
[2025-10-17 03:45:52] _Brain Damage_: nas is gone gn blink
[2025-10-17 03:45:55] -[HELLO]-Crash: why im ur team
[2025-10-17 03:45:57] _Brain Damage_: BYEEE
[2025-10-17 03:46:11] _Brain Damage_: u piss one map man
[2025-10-17 03:46:21] _Brain Damage_: dusgusting player
[2025-10-17 03:46:28] $ecret$quirell: ABORTED
[2025-10-17 03:46:29] -[HELLO]-Crash: hugs
[2025-10-17 03:46:36] _Brain Damage_: digsuted
[2025-10-17 03:46:57] Melanin Blackson: sicilian who are u talking to?
[2025-10-17 03:47:07] _Brain Damage_: to blink
[2025-10-17 03:47:20] _Brain Damage_: I think it's mom's undercover blink
[2025-10-17 03:47:24] $ecret$quirell: lol
[2025-10-17 03:47:28] _Brain Damage_: clam mom isnt blink?
[2025-10-17 03:47:29] Melanin Blackson: hes not even here
[2025-10-17 03:47:37] -[HELLO]-Crash: thats Tohs
[2025-10-17 03:47:37] _Brain Damage_: who knows
[2025-10-17 03:47:40] Melanin Blackson: damn you really are schizo
[2025-10-17 03:47:45] _Brain Damage_: the devils in details
[2025-10-17 03:47:58] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah THank you USA!
[2025-10-17 03:48:09] _Brain Damage_: fk u forever Melnnin I will forever HATE the FUCK u
[2025-10-17 03:48:10] _Brain Damage_: of
[2025-10-17 03:48:12] Tohsdaehmoob: u made our little Argentinian hearts so happy today
[2025-10-17 03:48:25] Melanin Blackson: what the hell did i do? XD
[2025-10-17 03:48:46] _Brain Damage_: proly been pooped outta omumumua alien anus
[2025-10-17 03:48:48] -[HELLO]-Crash: mines
[2025-10-17 03:49:01] _Brain Damage_: to here extraterrstrial price of shit
[2025-10-17 03:49:09] Melanin Blackson: damn BD i thought u was chill
[2025-10-17 03:49:20] Melanin Blackson: but now i know you're really schizo
[2025-10-17 03:49:30] _Brain Damage_: I am bro but dude u provovoked me so much <3
[2025-10-17 03:49:39] _Brain Damage_: I love u though I love my ennemies
[2025-10-17 03:49:41] Melanin Blackson: tell the voices in your head to chill
[2025-10-17 03:49:45] _Brain Damage_: I love my annemies
[2025-10-17 03:50:00] Tohsdaehmoob: he loves me too
[2025-10-17 03:50:01] Melanin Blackson: yea take ur medications for the voices in ur ehad
[2025-10-17 03:50:04] _Brain Damage_: ROLF chill chill VOICes in my head pls chill ROFLMAO
[2025-10-17 03:50:23] _Brain Damage_: yes dont care , I got good medics
[2025-10-17 03:50:32] Melanin Blackson: no i care bro
[2025-10-17 03:50:33] _Brain Damage_: under treatment rn
[2025-10-17 03:50:34] Melanin Blackson: coz we friends
[2025-10-17 03:50:37] _Brain Damage_: thanks
[2025-10-17 03:50:53] _Brain Damage_: whom of my friends are you?
[2025-10-17 03:51:10] Melanin Blackson: im the guy from FHSW
[2025-10-17 03:51:15] -[HELLO]-Crash: omg tohs beat me in pistol duel
[2025-10-17 03:51:33] _Brain Damage_: cause when I totalie all my friends iut equals = fraction of on
[2025-10-17 03:51:51] -[HELLO]-Crash: BD do u own an Air Fryer
[2025-10-17 03:51:51] $ecret$quirell: team is garbage
[2025-10-17 03:51:55] _Brain Damage_: ah k u from nazi server?
[2025-10-17 03:52:11] Melanin Blackson: nah thats tohs
[2025-10-17 03:52:31] Tohsdaehmoob: i am a wealthy Argentinian
[2025-10-17 03:52:41] Tohsdaehmoob: 40 Billion richer thanks to USA today!
[2025-10-17 03:52:44] TexMexBuddha: u are pissant
[2025-10-17 03:52:47] Tohsdaehmoob: thank you guys!!!
[2025-10-17 03:52:48] _Brain Damage_: nah you'"re poor AMERICAN
[2025-10-17 03:52:58] -[HELLO]-Crash: in exchange for US bases in ur country
[2025-10-17 03:53:09] Tohsdaehmoob: we will use it much better than your deadbeat soybean farmers
[2025-10-17 03:53:22] Melanin Blackson: soybean farmers
[2025-10-17 03:53:24] Tohsdaehmoob: and your crybaby Air Traffic Controllers
[2025-10-17 03:53:25] Melanin Blackson: wow bro
[2025-10-17 03:53:30] Snoot Boot: lol
[2025-10-17 03:53:32] Melanin Blackson: dont talk down on us like that
[2025-10-17 03:53:34] TexMexBuddha: ;p;
[2025-10-17 03:53:35] Tohsdaehmoob: wah, i'm getting evicted!
[2025-10-17 03:53:42] Tohsdaehmoob: whah, i can't feed my kids
[2025-10-17 03:53:51] Tohsdaehmoob: grow up, Air Traffic Controllers
[2025-10-17 03:54:05] Melanin Blackson: you have alot of demons to repent off tohs
[2025-10-17 03:54:09] Melanin Blackson: seek God
[2025-10-17 03:54:22] -[HELLO]-Crash: ns
[2025-10-17 03:54:25] indefatigable: thx
[2025-10-17 03:54:28] Tohsdaehmoob: Donnie is the only god now
[2025-10-17 03:54:39] Tohsdaehmoob: he gives us what we need
[2025-10-17 03:54:44] Tohsdaehmoob: 40 Billion to be exact
[2025-10-17 03:54:47] $ecret$quirell: FFS SAKE ARE YOU ALL BLIND?
[2025-10-17 03:55:14] Cokakola: lol
[2025-10-17 03:55:19] Snoot Boot: g cut
[2025-10-17 03:55:46] Melanin Blackson: sry
[2025-10-17 03:55:52] Cokakola: ftk
[2025-10-17 03:56:04] Tohsdaehmoob: we got your Healthcare money, Oyeah!
[2025-10-17 03:56:07] Melanin Blackson: sry
[2025-10-17 03:56:09] -[HELLO]-Crash: ow
[2025-10-17 03:56:10] _Brain Damage_: who are u melanon?
[2025-10-17 03:56:23] Melanin Blackson: im an old friend of urs from fhsw
[2025-10-17 03:56:24] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2025-10-17 03:56:25] Cokakola: lol
[2025-10-17 03:56:41] _Brain Damage_: whom what is your real NN ID?
[2025-10-17 03:56:42] Melanin Blackson: i wont tell u my name coz u will roast me
[2025-10-17 03:56:47] _Brain Damage_: rank unit?
[2025-10-17 03:57:02] _Brain Damage_: I wanna BBQ roast u yes pls
[2025-10-17 03:57:07] Melanin Blackson: i cant tell u that
[2025-10-17 03:57:09] Tohsdaehmoob: his real name is Melania
[2025-10-17 03:57:13] -[HELLO]-Crash: he's from fiji
[2025-10-17 03:57:23] Melanin Blackson: yes im from Fiji
[2025-10-17 03:57:24] _Brain Damage_: lol
[2025-10-17 03:57:34] _Brain Damage_: really?
[2025-10-17 03:57:43] Melanin Blackson: Crash me and you are kinda related you know?
[2025-10-17 03:57:44] _Brain Damage_: really but u did play FHSW much
[2025-10-17 03:57:47] TexMexBuddha: lol
[2025-10-17 03:57:49] -[HELLO]-Crash: he's a Fijian Yeti
[2025-10-17 03:57:59] Melanin Blackson: true true
[2025-10-17 03:58:07] Tohsdaehmoob: MonamacaPeeSide!
[2025-10-17 03:58:21] _Brain Damage_: BANZAAAI
[2025-10-17 03:58:37] Melanin Blackson: Fijians are descendents of malaca in south east asia,
[2025-10-17 03:58:44] Melanin Blackson: so technically me and Crasha re related
[2025-10-17 03:58:52] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2025-10-17 03:58:54] _Brain Damage_: if we were friends on FHSW I willl never roast
[2025-10-17 03:58:55] Tohsdaehmoob: Melania
[2025-10-17 03:59:13] Tohsdaehmoob: Melanin Collie and the Infinite Sadness
[2025-10-17 03:59:13] _Brain Damage_: actually I dont roast anyone, I grew older buddy ))
[2025-10-17 03:59:30] Melanin Blackson: oyea
[2025-10-17 03:59:38] _Brain Damage_: lol I love this song moobs 1979 what an OPUS
[2025-10-17 03:59:40] Melanin Blackson: thats good BD
[2025-10-17 03:59:44] _Brain Damage_: octupussy song
[2025-10-17 03:59:52] _Brain Damage_: octopussy song
[2025-10-17 04:00:21] -[HELLO]-Crash: i met the dude tha played th guitar on james bond song
[2025-10-17 04:00:22] _Brain Damage_: 100% I'm going bed in 3 mins... last drop of beer (( last drop
[2025-10-17 04:00:24] _Brain Damage_: of life tonite
[2025-10-17 04:00:43] Melanin Blackson: np
[2025-10-17 04:00:44] TexMexBuddha: sry
[2025-10-17 04:00:53] Tohsdaehmoob: James Iha?
[2025-10-17 04:01:03] _Brain Damage_: u stole my fkin points dudes give them BACK tomorrrow plus inte
[2025-10-17 04:01:09] _Brain Damage_: interrest 5 % poer day
[2025-10-17 04:01:12] _Brain Damage_: thanks
[2025-10-17 04:01:31] _Brain Damage_: I play for points I love points
[2025-10-17 04:02:08] _Brain Damage_: melanin
[2025-10-17 04:02:35] _Brain Damage_: I'm moral, I got ethics not an asswhole
[2025-10-17 04:02:45] _Brain Damage_: only few times I mean
[2025-10-17 04:03:02] Melanin Blackson: bro im not saying any of those things to you lmoa
[2025-10-17 04:03:06] Melanin Blackson: stop the voices in ur head
[2025-10-17 04:03:25] Tohsdaehmoob: he loves u sir
[2025-10-17 04:03:39] Melanin Blackson: BD just pretend i dont exist
[2025-10-17 04:03:50] _Brain Damage_: that's conspiracy voices in my head killed me
[2025-10-17 04:03:56] Melanin Blackson: XD
[2025-10-17 04:04:10] Tohsdaehmoob: here i come, Melanie
[2025-10-17 04:04:11] _Brain Damage_: u insulsted me last night that's why.
[2025-10-17 04:04:29] Melanin Blackson: oyeah
[2025-10-17 04:04:33] Tohsdaehmoob: u brought backup
[2025-10-17 04:04:40] Melanin Blackson: bro that was past
[2025-10-17 04:04:42] Tohsdaehmoob: coward
[2025-10-17 04:04:44] Melanin Blackson: everyday is a new day
[2025-10-17 04:04:45] Snoot Boot: gs
[2025-10-17 04:04:45] _Brain Damage_: WUT W>UT WUT WUT
[2025-10-17 04:05:02] _Brain Damage_: I just xlixked randomly
[2025-10-17 04:05:06] _Brain Damage_: then boom
[2025-10-17 04:05:28] Tohsdaehmoob: headshot
[2025-10-17 04:05:45] _Brain Damage_: I m lagging tyoo mcuch dudes have gg's pe&ace <3yall
[2025-10-17 04:05:52] _Brain Damage_: including ennemies
[2025-10-17 04:05:53] -[HELLO]-Crash: nite bd
[2025-10-17 04:05:55] Melanin Blackson: later
[2025-10-17 04:05:55] _Brain Damage_: peace
[2025-10-17 04:05:57] -[HELLO]-Crash: buy an AIR FRYER
[2025-10-17 04:06:18] Tohsdaehmoob: i can buy 40 Billion Air Fryers!
[2025-10-17 04:06:36] -[HELLO]-Crash: nah u cant
[2025-10-17 04:06:56] Melanin Blackson: Crash why do u and CPAV fight alot?
[2025-10-17 04:07:12] -[HELLO]-Crash: i dumped him and he's sill butt hurt
[2025-10-17 04:07:13] -[HELLO]-Crash: not over me
[2025-10-17 04:07:22] Melanin Blackson: :O
[2025-10-17 04:07:31] Tohsdaehmoob: I KNEW he was a bottom!
[2025-10-17 04:07:38] Melanin Blackson: like you two used to do the bing bang boom?
[2025-10-17 04:08:01] Melanin Blackson: damn m so jealous
[2025-10-17 04:08:32] Tohsdaehmoob: i don't Video chat with him anymore
[2025-10-17 04:08:42] Tohsdaehmoob: because he would always show me his penis
[2025-10-17 04:08:44] TexMexBuddha: bitch
[2025-10-17 04:09:40] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2025-10-17 04:10:58] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol;
[2025-10-17 04:11:41] Snoot Boot: sry
[2025-10-17 04:11:49] Tohsdaehmoob: np
[2025-10-17 04:12:19] Melanin Blackson: UNDERTAKER, why are you gay?
[2025-10-17 04:12:49] -[HELLO]-Crash: saved u the walk
[2025-10-17 04:13:30] -[HELLO]-Crash: whoops
[2025-10-17 04:16:01] -[HELLO]-Crash: ow
[2025-10-17 04:16:06] Sgt. Schultz: owyeah
[2025-10-17 04:16:11] -[HELLO]-Crash: ohno
[2025-10-17 04:17:53] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2025-10-17 04:17:55] Melanin Blackson: oyea
[2025-10-17 04:18:01] Tohsdaehmoob: that was a good set!
[2025-10-17 04:18:19] Tohsdaehmoob: ps- we're going to spend your 40 billion on new futbol uniforms
[2025-10-17 04:18:29] Tohsdaehmoob: (we're not very good with money)
[2025-10-17 04:18:31] Melanin Blackson: what are you on about
[2025-10-17 04:18:40] Snoot Boot: lol
[2025-10-17 04:18:43] -[HELLO]-Crash: what about cocahayna
[2025-10-17 04:18:44] Tohsdaehmoob: the 40 billion we just got from Trump
[2025-10-17 04:18:46] Tohsdaehmoob: a bailout
[2025-10-17 04:18:58] Tohsdaehmoob: they were going to spend it in farmers
[2025-10-17 04:19:02] Tohsdaehmoob: but F those guys
[2025-10-17 04:19:05] Melanin Blackson: Okay oay wait wait
[2025-10-17 04:19:14] Melanin Blackson: can u explain what was the 40billion for
[2025-10-17 04:19:31] -[HELLO]-Crash: pact with the devil
[2025-10-17 04:19:34] Tohsdaehmoob: you know, Argentinian stuff
[2025-10-17 04:19:44] Melanin Blackson: nah im fr deadass
[2025-10-17 04:19:55] $ecret$quirell: theyre all ladyboys
[2025-10-17 04:20:04] Tohsdaehmoob: they point is the USA didn't give it to those whiny farmers
[2025-10-17 04:20:14] Melanin Blackson: ah okay
[2025-10-17 04:20:15] Tohsdaehmoob: let them eat Soybeans
[2025-10-17 04:20:20] Melanin Blackson: so the money was given to who?
[2025-10-17 04:20:29] Tohsdaehmoob: Argentinia
[2025-10-17 04:20:29] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2025-10-17 04:20:33] Melanin Blackson: wow
[2025-10-17 04:20:35] indefatigable: so close
[2025-10-17 04:20:37] Melanin Blackson: why argentina
[2025-10-17 04:20:43] Tohsdaehmoob: 40 billion of taxpayer money
[2025-10-17 04:20:45] Melanin Blackson: do they have a pact or alliance with them
[2025-10-17 04:20:51] Tohsdaehmoob: first it was 20 billion
[2025-10-17 04:20:56] Tohsdaehmoob: then Trump doubled it today
[2025-10-17 04:21:02] Tohsdaehmoob: no
[2025-10-17 04:21:05] Melanin Blackson: why argentina tho?
[2025-10-17 04:21:06] Tohsdaehmoob: just friendsies
[2025-10-17 04:21:10] Melanin Blackson: ahh ok
[2025-10-17 04:21:24] $ecret$quirell: O YEAH
[2025-10-17 04:21:27] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2025-10-17 04:21:33] Melanin Blackson: ono
[2025-10-17 04:21:53] Melanin Blackson: okay so you're mad about the 40billlion going to rgentina
[2025-10-17 04:22:01] Tohsdaehmoob: a lot of it was CPAV and Max's taxes
[2025-10-17 04:22:01] Melanin Blackson: i thinks its alright coz argentina is a cool country
[2025-10-17 04:22:19] -[HELLO]-Crash: and BD's beer fund
[2025-10-17 04:22:37] Melanin Blackson: i thought BD is in morocco
[2025-10-17 04:22:57] Tohsdaehmoob: yeah, he barely has Microwave electricity money
[2025-10-17 04:23:24] Melanin Blackson: atleast he still survives
[2025-10-17 04:23:29] Tohsdaehmoob: i can now buy 1 billion microwaves
[2025-10-17 04:24:00] Tohsdaehmoob: plus new fubol jerseys
[2025-10-17 04:24:19] Melanin Blackson: tohs dont u think the 40billion could be for a good cause
[2025-10-17 04:24:24] -[HELLO]-Crash: roflmao
[2025-10-17 04:24:30] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh yeah
[2025-10-17 04:24:31] Melanin Blackson: ty Crash
[2025-10-17 04:24:33] -[HELLO]-Crash: he mined U
[2025-10-17 04:24:40] Melanin Blackson: gotta get rid of that lunatic
[2025-10-17 04:24:43] Tohsdaehmoob: yes
[2025-10-17 04:25:00] Tohsdaehmoob: keep poor people from heating healthcare
[2025-10-17 04:25:03] -[HELLO]-Crash: LOL
[2025-10-17 04:25:05] Tohsdaehmoob: that's a great cause
[2025-10-17 04:25:22] Melanin Blackson: since when do u care bout the poor
[2025-10-17 04:25:31] Melanin Blackson: have you done public service to ppors?
[2025-10-17 04:25:39] -[HELLO]-Crash: SINCE he became one
[2025-10-17 04:25:41] Melanin Blackson: given food or offer assistance?
[2025-10-17 04:25:54] Tohsdaehmoob: i once serviced a homeless person in public
[2025-10-17 04:25:57] Tohsdaehmoob: does that count?
[2025-10-17 04:26:02] Melanin Blackson: okay fair
[2025-10-17 04:26:04] Melanin Blackson: my bad
[2025-10-17 04:26:38] -[HELLO]-Crash: tf
[2025-10-17 04:27:06] Melanin Blackson: which city in US has high poverty rate?
[2025-10-17 04:27:10] Melanin Blackson: is it LA?
[2025-10-17 04:27:19] -[HELLO]-Crash: tenneesee
[2025-10-17 04:27:35] Tohsdaehmoob: every Red state is the poorest state in the country
[2025-10-17 04:27:44] Tohsdaehmoob: half the country is funded by NYC and CA
[2025-10-17 04:28:00] Melanin Blackson: wow
[2025-10-17 04:28:07] Tohsdaehmoob: that's the irony
[2025-10-17 04:28:10] -[HELLO]-Crash: they shud by shares intead of guns
[2025-10-17 04:28:22] Melanin Blackson: im always confused why some cities in US suffer poverty
[2025-10-17 04:28:24] Tohsdaehmoob: THEY want to seceed, but they have NO money
[2025-10-17 04:28:27] $ecret$quirell: lies
[2025-10-17 04:28:27] Sgt. Schultz: timeshares?
[2025-10-17 04:28:37] Melanin Blackson: i guess poverty is everywhere no matter the place
[2025-10-17 04:29:16] Tohsdaehmoob: white southerners are the highest welfare recipients
[2025-10-17 04:29:25] -[HELLO]-Crash: u dont have a left right prob
[2025-10-17 04:29:27] -[HELLO]-Crash: its top down
[2025-10-17 04:29:41] -[HELLO]-Crash: gjt
[2025-10-17 04:29:44] Tohsdaehmoob: well they WERE, but now Argentinians are!
[2025-10-17 04:29:49] Tohsdaehmoob: thanks America :D
[2025-10-17 04:30:41] Tohsdaehmoob: my wife can have all the Salsa dancing lessons she wants now!
[2025-10-17 04:31:01] Sgt. Schultz: bradley on repair pad
[2025-10-17 04:31:12] Melanin Blackson: sry
[2025-10-17 04:31:12] Melanin Blackson: omg
[2025-10-17 04:31:13] -[HELLO]-Crash: wow
[2025-10-17 04:31:20] -[HELLO]-Crash: ban
[2025-10-17 04:31:25] Melanin Blackson: go for it
[2025-10-17 04:31:29] Melanin Blackson: XD
[2025-10-17 04:31:54] -[HELLO]-Crash: we shud do BERLIN next
[2025-10-17 04:32:34] Melanin Blackson: howw about el ala?
[2025-10-17 04:33:23] indefatigable: gg
[2025-10-17 04:33:32] indefatigable: im out
[2025-10-17 04:33:52] Sgt. Schultz: sry
[2025-10-17 04:34:02] AnarcoCapitalista: np
[2025-10-17 04:34:03] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2025-10-17 04:34:14] Tohsdaehmoob: once again, THANK YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!