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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_al_nas - 2025-10-22 04:20:02 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2025-10-22 04:21:54] -[HELLO]-Crash: lolz
[2025-10-22 04:22:28] [DAGL]indefatigable: 5 on 1
[2025-10-22 04:22:32] Deadly Squirrel: wow
[2025-10-22 04:22:37] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh right
[2025-10-22 04:22:54] Deadly Squirrel: 5 vs 2 why did u think that would be a good idea?
[2025-10-22 04:23:08] Deadly Squirrel: er 5 vs 1
[2025-10-22 04:23:23] -[HELLO]-Crash: ill swap
[2025-10-22 04:24:03] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah suck it
[2025-10-22 04:24:45] Deadly Squirrel: ok so no one else thinks teams should be even?
[2025-10-22 04:24:50] Deadly Squirrel: 4 vs 2
[2025-10-22 04:24:59] Deadly Squirrel: how about 4 vs 1
[2025-10-22 04:25:07] FakieHalfCab: wealtjy arg sucks anyway
[2025-10-22 04:25:15] FakieHalfCab: doesnt count
[2025-10-22 04:25:18] FakieHalfCab: lol
[2025-10-22 04:25:19] Tohsdaehmoob: cool, he evened the teams by quitting
[2025-10-22 04:25:40] [DAGL]indefatigable: Well this is fun
[2025-10-22 04:26:33] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2025-10-22 04:27:00] [DAGL]indefatigable: mines on all vehicles at base
[2025-10-22 04:27:12] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh u fk
[2025-10-22 04:27:16] $ecret$quirell: lol
[2025-10-22 04:27:25] -[HELLO]-Crash: i got queeefed
[2025-10-22 04:27:33] $ecret$quirell: eat it!
[2025-10-22 04:27:42] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2025-10-22 04:28:31] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[2025-10-22 04:28:45] Tohsdaehmoob: no one can git me
[2025-10-22 04:28:49] -[HELLO]-Crash: i can
[2025-10-22 04:28:50] Tohsdaehmoob: i'm invincible
[2025-10-22 04:29:05] Tohsdaehmoob: sorry, you'll get pacific blue balls
[2025-10-22 04:30:16] $ecret$quirell: slut
[2025-10-22 04:31:07] -[HELLO]-Crash: roflmao
[2025-10-22 04:31:08] $ecret$quirell: lol
[2025-10-22 04:31:21] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh yeah
[2025-10-22 04:31:35] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh yeah
[2025-10-22 04:31:36] _Brain Damage_: ns
[2025-10-22 04:31:44] $ecret$quirell: RPG does nothing to the truck but a .50 shreds it?
[2025-10-22 04:32:09] _Brain Damage_: RPG's lose power over distance
[2025-10-22 04:32:16] $ecret$quirell: lol
[2025-10-22 04:32:20] _Brain Damage_: at some distance
[2025-10-22 04:32:35] $ecret$quirell: DIGITAL ATHELETE
[2025-10-22 04:32:38] Tohsdaehmoob: pueaj
[2025-10-22 04:32:44] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah slut
[2025-10-22 04:32:44] _Brain Damage_: yes they calculated impacts
[2025-10-22 04:33:03] _Brain Damage_: back imapcts on running do little damage by ex
[2025-10-22 04:33:15] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh YEAH
[2025-10-22 04:33:18] _Brain Damage_: so as vehicles have weight..z
[2025-10-22 04:33:23] -[HELLO]-Crash: get that QUEEF up yah
[2025-10-22 04:33:49] -[HELLO]-Crash: and dat one
[2025-10-22 04:33:54] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2025-10-22 04:34:25] _Brain Damage_: ouch where is TENDERNESS ???
[2025-10-22 04:34:29] -[HELLO]-Crash: its 3 now
[2025-10-22 04:34:41] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2025-10-22 04:34:44] _Brain Damage_: u not PACIFIC I'm sure uy PAX player
[2025-10-22 04:35:19] -[HELLO]-Crash: roof
[2025-10-22 04:35:46] [DAGL]indefatigable: fuck sry
[2025-10-22 04:35:47] -[HELLO]-Crash: good 3 on 3
[2025-10-22 04:35:51] Jim Lahey: np
[2025-10-22 04:35:58] _Brain Damage_: no it's BAD
[2025-10-22 04:36:10] _Brain Damage_: I want 3v1
[2025-10-22 04:36:32] Tohsdaehmoob: pueaj
[2025-10-22 04:36:33] -[HELLO]-Crash: lolz
[2025-10-22 04:36:36] Tohsdaehmoob: suck it
[2025-10-22 04:36:38] Tohsdaehmoob: suck it
[2025-10-22 04:36:46] $ecret$quirell: o0ps
[2025-10-22 04:36:46] $ecret$quirell: o0ps
[2025-10-22 04:36:52] _Brain Damage_: np lol
[2025-10-22 04:37:16] _Brain Damage_: OYEAAAAAH
[2025-10-22 04:37:43] _Brain Damage_: though I hate u moobs I secretly love y
[2025-10-22 04:37:59] Tohsdaehmoob: i love you too microwave boy
[2025-10-22 04:38:13] -[HELLO]-Crash: lolz
[2025-10-22 04:38:17] -[HELLO]-Crash: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH
[2025-10-22 04:38:17] $ecret$quirell: gay
[2025-10-22 04:38:28] _Brain Damage_: that's HUMUSEXUALITY e
[2025-10-22 04:38:34] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2025-10-22 04:38:41] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh yeaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[2025-10-22 04:39:07] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh no
[2025-10-22 04:39:12] $ecret$quirell: lol
[2025-10-22 04:39:16] $ecret$quirell: DOUBLE QUEEF
[2025-10-22 04:39:41] _Brain Damage_: LOL all their vehicles are mined
[2025-10-22 04:42:28] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh YEAH
[2025-10-22 04:42:33] _Brain Damage_: SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED
[2025-10-22 04:42:40] _Brain Damage_: RED cardDED !!!
[2025-10-22 04:42:47] -[HELLO]-Crash: yellow at best
[2025-10-22 04:42:52] _Brain Damage_: yes
[2025-10-22 04:43:15] _Brain Damage_: RED CARD !!!!
[2025-10-22 04:43:17] Tohsdaehmoob: mah bad
[2025-10-22 04:44:07] _Brain Damage_: costly flag
[2025-10-22 04:44:38] _Brain Damage_: sweet
[2025-10-22 04:44:52] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2025-10-22 04:44:58] -[HELLO]-Crash: queef = grief
[2025-10-22 04:45:24] _Brain Damage_: I think it's more related to queer
[2025-10-22 04:45:30] -[HELLO]-Crash: dude
[2025-10-22 04:45:38] -[HELLO]-Crash: a "queef" is when a vagina farts
[2025-10-22 04:45:45] _Brain Damage_: oh
[2025-10-22 04:46:02] _Brain Damage_: when does that happen?
[2025-10-22 04:46:14] -[HELLO]-Crash: when she is tight down there
[2025-10-22 04:46:18] -[HELLO]-Crash: and u pull out and a pocket of air
[2025-10-22 04:46:19] -[HELLO]-Crash: "farts"
[2025-10-22 04:46:31] Tohsdaehmoob: you can relax, it only happens with large penises
[2025-10-22 04:46:44] -[HELLO]-Crash: that explains how i did it
[2025-10-22 04:46:45] _Brain Damage_: no
[2025-10-22 04:46:53] _Brain Damage_: I gotta small one
[2025-10-22 04:47:17] _Brain Damage_: my penis is small and beautifl I proud of it
[2025-10-22 04:47:32] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2025-10-22 04:47:36] _Brain Damage_: just need the right girl
[2025-10-22 04:47:43] _Brain Damage_: it's like shoes...
[2025-10-22 04:47:48] Tohsdaehmoob: small penis good for butt stuff
[2025-10-22 04:47:53] _Brain Damage_: nothing to be proud of
[2025-10-22 04:48:17] _Brain Damage_: imagine being in love with a too small vagina girl for u...
[2025-10-22 04:48:25] _Brain Damage_: that's not a perfect situation
[2025-10-22 04:48:30] -[HELLO]-Crash: date an Azn girl
[2025-10-22 04:48:42] Tohsdaehmoob: they have sideways vaginas
[2025-10-22 04:48:49] _Brain Damage_: In in my 12th's I was o in love with elder and smaller
[2025-10-22 04:48:54] Tohsdaehmoob: i have heard
[2025-10-22 04:49:10] _Brain Damage_: girl no lies, I wished and prayed I was smaller
[2025-10-22 04:49:24] _Brain Damage_: to fit her better when I grow up
[2025-10-22 04:50:05] $ecret$quirell: IDIOT
[2025-10-22 04:50:06] $ecret$quirell: IDIOT
[2025-10-22 04:50:12] Tohsdaehmoob: oopsies
[2025-10-22 04:50:14] _Brain Damage_: no truth it is
[2025-10-22 04:50:39] Tohsdaehmoob: we all make mistakes
[2025-10-22 04:50:53] Tohsdaehmoob: sometimes they lose the game, that's all
[2025-10-22 04:50:56] _Brain Damage_: I will never understand the obsession for bigger..
[2025-10-22 04:51:01] -[HELLO]-Crash: Tied game, added 5 mins
[2025-10-22 04:51:45] _Brain Damage_: some tight girls tought my dick was giant... smaller girls...
[2025-10-22 04:51:46] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2025-10-22 04:51:50] _Brain Damage_: I dont care
[2025-10-22 04:52:09] [DAGL]indefatigable: are y'all 12?
[2025-10-22 04:52:27] _Brain Damage_: I turned 50 tonite
[2025-10-22 04:52:30] Tohsdaehmoob: my butthole thinks you're huge
[2025-10-22 04:52:37] -[HELLO]-Crash: h
[2025-10-22 04:52:43] -[HELLO]-Crash: Happy Bday BD
[2025-10-22 04:52:51] _Brain Damage_: you're butthole is too small too tight we dont fit
[2025-10-22 04:52:59] _Brain Damage_: thanks man :)))
[2025-10-22 04:53:05] -[HELLO]-Crash: Happy BD BD
[2025-10-22 04:53:35] _Brain Damage_: merci merci give this boy some rats shwarma with x2 mayo
[2025-10-22 04:53:55] $ecret$quirell: I CANT SWITCH WEAPONS
[2025-10-22 04:54:28] _Brain Damage_: mimagine eating rats was luxury for germans in russian invasion
[2025-10-22 04:54:29] _Brain Damage_: ww2
[2025-10-22 04:54:41] -[HELLO]-Crash: mmm rats
[2025-10-22 04:54:41] -[HELLO]-Crash: mmm rats
[2025-10-22 04:54:52] _Brain Damage_: they fought for rats bones...
[2025-10-22 04:55:00] _Brain Damage_: incredible DOC
[2025-10-22 04:55:28] _Brain Damage_: pacific are PAX or BANGO?
[2025-10-22 04:55:30] Tohsdaehmoob: suck it you goofy biatch!
[2025-10-22 04:55:40] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2025-10-22 04:55:43] -[HELLO]-Crash: 100!
[2025-10-22 04:55:43] _Brain Damage_: or both?
[2025-10-22 04:55:44] -[HELLO]-Crash: 100!
[2025-10-22 04:56:03] _Brain Damage_: pax bango America africa