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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_al_nas - 2026-01-08 03:13:02 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2026-01-08 03:13:52] ATF_FunkyMonkey I: lol
[2026-01-08 03:13:55] ATF_FunkyMonkey I: Who did that
[2026-01-08 03:14:22] BlinkofanEye: COCK CAGW
[2026-01-08 03:14:55] BlinkofanEye: gay map
[2026-01-08 03:15:01] T-Bar: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[2026-01-08 03:15:02] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2026-01-08 03:15:03] BlinkofanEye: hey you guys guess what
[2026-01-08 03:15:09] BlinkofanEye: roadie wants to leave this game for BF6
[2026-01-08 03:15:29] BlinkofanEye: i think i should be awarded admin for this information
[2026-01-08 03:15:50] -[HELLO]-JESTER: GJ
[2026-01-08 03:15:58] BlinkofanEye: nobody buys a 2080 without intent to cheat
[2026-01-08 03:16:08] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HUH?
[2026-01-08 03:16:12] T-Bar: red main is killing hole
[2026-01-08 03:16:12] BlinkofanEye: funky i hate you
[2026-01-08 03:16:14] BlinkofanEye: 2080 is a gpu
[2026-01-08 03:16:24] -[HELLO]-JESTER: WHAT IS THAT BLINKO
[2026-01-08 03:16:30] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: AMERICANS HATE ICE
[2026-01-08 03:16:31] BlinkofanEye: agraphics card you old fack
[2026-01-08 03:16:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2026-01-08 03:16:43] sumbooka: AMERICANS HATE MADURO
[2026-01-08 03:16:43] BlinkofanEye: a chip in the computer that makes pictures
[2026-01-08 03:16:53] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HOW DOES THAT HELP CHEATING
[2026-01-08 03:16:54] BlinkofanEye: huh?
[2026-01-08 03:16:58] -[HELLO]-JESTER: GJ
[2026-01-08 03:17:00] BlinkofanEye: i mean cheat on dc
[2026-01-08 03:17:06] ATF_FunkyMonkey I: Gotta run! GN and GG
[2026-01-08 03:17:06] BlinkofanEye: WE RE GETTING FACKED GUYS
[2026-01-08 03:17:10] BlinkofanEye: GUYS ON ROOFS ANSD APRMENT
[2026-01-08 03:17:12] BlinkofanEye: cya
[2026-01-08 03:17:14] -[HELLO]-JESTER: CYA NITE
[2026-01-08 03:17:20] T-Bar: later
[2026-01-08 03:17:33] _Roadie : who left?
[2026-01-08 03:17:36] BlinkofanEye: i sumbooka hacking
[2026-01-08 03:17:37] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: BLINK HAS A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER
[2026-01-08 03:17:38] BlinkofanEye: funky mleft
[2026-01-08 03:17:46] BlinkofanEye: i have a chip in my penis
[2026-01-08 03:17:50] BlinkofanEye: deactivating
[2026-01-08 03:17:51] BlinkofanEye: it
[2026-01-08 03:17:55] BlinkofanEye: called marriage to a german
[2026-01-08 03:18:22] BlinkofanEye: lo
[2026-01-08 03:18:25] sumbooka: lmao
[2026-01-08 03:18:34] BlinkofanEye: lGUZZLER
[2026-01-08 03:18:38] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: U EVER CALL HER A KROUT?
[2026-01-08 03:18:40] sumbooka: guzel?
[2026-01-08 03:18:45] BlinkofanEye: PWNED
[2026-01-08 03:18:46] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2026-01-08 03:18:47] BlinkofanEye: GUZZLER
[2026-01-08 03:18:50] _Roadie : I'm married to german?
[2026-01-08 03:18:52] BlinkofanEye: THE MAP GAZALA = GUZZLER
[2026-01-08 03:18:54] sumbooka: lmao
[2026-01-08 03:19:00] BlinkofanEye: yore married to a german? IM SORRY
[2026-01-08 03:19:08] _Roadie : does she need to talk to your Wife about how it is Done?
[2026-01-08 03:19:19] BlinkofanEye: omg i killed an ice agent i must be a soccer mom terrorist
[2026-01-08 03:19:35] BlinkofanEye: to incel-ize you? maybe
[2026-01-08 03:19:36] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: n1 moob
[2026-01-08 03:19:37] BlinkofanEye: u tell me
[2026-01-08 03:19:42] BlinkofanEye: no shes a retarded german
[2026-01-08 03:19:48] BlinkofanEye: not all germans are her retardation level
[2026-01-08 03:19:52] _Roadie : crap, sorry
[2026-01-08 03:19:54] BlinkofanEye: undiagnosed adhd/autism
[2026-01-08 03:20:14] _Roadie : well, she did marry you didn't she?
[2026-01-08 03:20:24] BlinkofanEye: ow
[2026-01-08 03:20:33] BlinkofanEye: she lucked out
[2026-01-08 03:20:35] []: hey yall
[2026-01-08 03:20:38] BlinkofanEye: nobody else would put up with her hit
[2026-01-08 03:20:51] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY YEN ")
[2026-01-08 03:20:52] BlinkofanEye: i work, cook, clean, fix the house, do finances, fix cars
[2026-01-08 03:20:56] BlinkofanEye: she just austisms out
[2026-01-08 03:21:15] -[HELLO]-Crash: oh yeah
[2026-01-08 03:21:24] _Roadie : my honey hands me the tools whilst fixing the vehicles and trac
[2026-01-08 03:21:30] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: SONOFA
[2026-01-08 03:21:34] BlinkofanEye: fack
[2026-01-08 03:21:48] BlinkofanEye: lucky you roadie
[2026-01-08 03:22:01] []: roadies wife is an angel
[2026-01-08 03:22:14] _Roadie : HA NW
[2026-01-08 03:22:37] _Roadie : and one hell of a caretaker....
[2026-01-08 03:22:37] []: sry
[2026-01-08 03:22:41] Peeper: np
[2026-01-08 03:23:02] BlinkofanEye: CLAM LICK MY CLAM
[2026-01-08 03:23:05] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-08 03:23:14] Peeper: sorry
[2026-01-08 03:23:34] -[HELLO]-Crash: 2 in our main AMBUSH
[2026-01-08 03:23:40] BlinkofanEye: clam is 24 and 1?
[2026-01-08 03:23:42] BlinkofanEye: 34
[2026-01-08 03:23:49] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2026-01-08 03:23:59] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: I FELL IN TO CLAMS VAGINA AND HIT MY HEAD ON PICKUP TRUCK
[2026-01-08 03:24:01] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: look at mofo 1 -20
[2026-01-08 03:24:03] T-Bar: and he doesnt cheat
[2026-01-08 03:24:10] BlinkofanEye: he doesnt?
[2026-01-08 03:24:14] -[HELLO]-Crash: 32 of em spawn rape kills
[2026-01-08 03:24:15] T-Bar: no
[2026-01-08 03:24:20] _Roadie : 33
[2026-01-08 03:24:22] T-Bar: lol
[2026-01-08 03:24:30] TheCalmingClam: my team has capped 2 because i'm killing and covering them
[2026-01-08 03:24:31] BlinkofanEye: faking t bat
[2026-01-08 03:24:39] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-08 03:24:43] T-Bar: clam is VERY good at spawn rape
[2026-01-08 03:24:51] BlinkofanEye: thats what i tell myself when my wife facks her bfs
[2026-01-08 03:24:53] BlinkofanEye: while i cook and clean
[2026-01-08 03:24:53] -[HELLO]-Crash: you do that when your team doesnt cap lol
[2026-01-08 03:25:01] _Roadie : keep telling yourself that Clam. pass me my hip wadders plz
[2026-01-08 03:25:02] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-08 03:25:03] BlinkofanEye: sry crash
[2026-01-08 03:25:15] _Roadie : Hey Kilgore!!!!
[2026-01-08 03:25:19] Kilgore: hi
[2026-01-08 03:25:22] -[HELLO]-Crash: yo
[2026-01-08 03:25:27] BlinkofanEye: crash hows it going ma
[2026-01-08 03:25:29] BlinkofanEye: NCE RAM
[2026-01-08 03:25:40] BlinkofanEye: clam fack off vro
[2026-01-08 03:25:47] _Roadie : Sry Mo
[2026-01-08 03:25:49] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2026-01-08 03:26:03] _Roadie : Clam? - knock it the hell off
[2026-01-08 03:26:06] Tohsdaehmoob: noice
[2026-01-08 03:26:08] Petik: SRY
[2026-01-08 03:26:09] BlinkofanEye: c,am on low roof
[2026-01-08 03:26:14] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: soz
[2026-01-08 03:26:15] BlinkofanEye: SOMEONE FACKIN KILL CLAM
[2026-01-08 03:26:23] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: NP ROAD
[2026-01-08 03:26:28] -[HELLO]-Crash: my ping is lmost 300 lol
[2026-01-08 03:26:28] Tohsdaehmoob: Bazinga
[2026-01-08 03:26:37] []: lol C
[2026-01-08 03:26:39] BlinkofanEye: u vagina
[2026-01-08 03:26:54] _Roadie : it was 213 earlier.... what da????
[2026-01-08 03:26:55] TheCalmingClam: gj nw
[2026-01-08 03:27:03] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: ty
[2026-01-08 03:27:21] -[HELLO]-Crash: it was 320
[2026-01-08 03:27:27] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: sniper at our main
[2026-01-08 03:27:27] _Roadie : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> J3??? you get lost or what??? hiya mano
[2026-01-08 03:27:30] BlinkofanEye: whatdo numbers mean
[2026-01-08 03:27:32] sumbooka: fj sorry comrade
[2026-01-08 03:27:34] TheCalmingClam: np
[2026-01-08 03:27:35] sumbooka: fk
[2026-01-08 03:27:37] BlinkofanEye: what do they eve nmean?
[2026-01-08 03:27:39] TheCalmingClam: arab helmet?
[2026-01-08 03:27:41] J3Flyer: hi - no I like DC the best
[2026-01-08 03:27:42] TheCalmingClam: thought i enemy
[2026-01-08 03:27:45] -[HELLO]-Crash: ROOF
[2026-01-08 03:27:45] BlinkofanEye: el al or go hmo
[2026-01-08 03:27:53] sumbooka: np no
[2026-01-08 03:27:58] sumbooka: just throw a nade
[2026-01-08 03:28:03] TheCalmingClam: o lol
[2026-01-08 03:28:03] sumbooka: threw
[2026-01-08 03:28:03] J3Flyer: just not many players here until evening
[2026-01-08 03:28:15] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: HI J3
[2026-01-08 03:28:16] BlinkofanEye: no shit sherlock
[2026-01-08 03:28:17] _Roadie : whre you at these days?
[2026-01-08 03:28:19] J3Flyer: Hi
[2026-01-08 03:28:19] BlinkofanEye: as its been for 10 years
[2026-01-08 03:28:29] J3Flyer: I got a job!
[2026-01-08 03:28:31] BlinkofanEye: cras hare you ok?
[2026-01-08 03:28:33] BlinkofanEye: crash
[2026-01-08 03:28:36] Tohsdaehmoob: lotta players now
[2026-01-08 03:28:37] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: LOTS OF SPAWN KILLERS HERE
[2026-01-08 03:28:40] _Roadie : about time!
[2026-01-08 03:28:44] BlinkofanEye: no just clam
[2026-01-08 03:28:51] -[HELLO]-Crash: ffs
[2026-01-08 03:28:54] J3Flyer: yeah had to what until DEI was dead
[2026-01-08 03:28:54] BlinkofanEye: come play squad guys
[2026-01-08 03:29:04] BlinkofanEye: ask your ex wives for moneyto get good cpu
[2026-01-08 03:29:14] _Roadie : oh bullshit.
[2026-01-08 03:29:46] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: BAN BLINK FOR RECRUTING, LOL
[2026-01-08 03:29:47] TheCalmingClam: good try kilg
[2026-01-08 03:29:49] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey j3flyer
[2026-01-08 03:29:58] J3Flyer: hi
[2026-01-08 03:30:07] _Roadie : I had two offers since New Year's. But I am RETIRED
[2026-01-08 03:30:09] BlinkofanEye: gj
[2026-01-08 03:30:21] J3Flyer: 2 job offers Roadie?
[2026-01-08 03:30:23] -[HELLO]-JESTER: to do what roadie
[2026-01-08 03:30:25] J3Flyer: that is great
[2026-01-08 03:30:29] BlinkofanEye: nice
[2026-01-08 03:30:29] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: RETARTED?
[2026-01-08 03:30:30] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAh
[2026-01-08 03:30:33] _Roadie : IT Sysadmin
[2026-01-08 03:30:35] BlinkofanEye: artillery on archway is super gay
[2026-01-08 03:30:40] J3Flyer: Retired is boring
[2026-01-08 03:30:42] []: shit
[2026-01-08 03:30:43] -[HELLO]-Crash: um
[2026-01-08 03:30:43] []: sry
[2026-01-08 03:30:46] BlinkofanEye: GSONOFA
[2026-01-08 03:30:51] Kilgore: boooom
[2026-01-08 03:30:57] BlinkofanEye: crash why you no talk to me
[2026-01-08 03:30:59] _Roadie : then why am I so damn busy it seems.
[2026-01-08 03:31:10] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: OH NO ITS THE SYMBOL WITH THE LEAKY POOL
[2026-01-08 03:31:14] J3Flyer: what u do roadie during the day being retired?
[2026-01-08 03:31:16] -[HELLO]-Crash: i wa capping flag u moron
[2026-01-08 03:31:30] geordi_laforge: clam whats your secret
[2026-01-08 03:31:37] Tohsdaehmoob: Bazinga
[2026-01-08 03:31:38] Peeper: ok..nite all...enough of spawn campers
[2026-01-08 03:31:39] BlinkofanEye: hoosexuality
[2026-01-08 03:31:41] TheCalmingClam: hyper focus
[2026-01-08 03:31:42] BlinkofanEye: homo
[2026-01-08 03:31:44] _Roadie : Getting my Shop setup when I have the strength.
[2026-01-08 03:31:52] BlinkofanEye: he uses tony robbins DC technique
[2026-01-08 03:31:53] -[HELLO]-Crash: stay in enemy main and rape
[2026-01-08 03:32:00] []: ABOUT TIME
[2026-01-08 03:32:01] BlinkofanEye: BONK
[2026-01-08 03:32:03] J3Flyer: wood shop?
[2026-01-08 03:32:09] BlinkofanEye: my secret is bonk
[2026-01-08 03:32:14] _Roadie : wood & metal
[2026-01-08 03:32:22] BlinkofanEye: n1
[2026-01-08 03:32:24] Kilgore: ty
[2026-01-08 03:32:25] J3Flyer: i had wood and metal shop befor moving
[2026-01-08 03:32:26] sumbooka: half team popped out sure
[2026-01-08 03:32:37] J3Flyer: sold everything - all professional equipment
[2026-01-08 03:32:47] BlinkofanEye: i have a garage full of tools and a 45kbtu radiant heater fook
[2026-01-08 03:32:47] OWLCAT: lol nice score clam
[2026-01-08 03:32:50] BlinkofanEye: yeah
[2026-01-08 03:32:53] _Roadie : >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> WHY??? WTF????
[2026-01-08 03:32:54] TheCalmingClam: ty man
[2026-01-08 03:33:10] Jah: hello panty sniffers
[2026-01-08 03:33:15] _Roadie : heyO Owl
[2026-01-08 03:33:15] J3Flyer: moved to Denver area for a job, wish I stay'd putt
[2026-01-08 03:33:15] BlinkofanEye: pwnt
[2026-01-08 03:33:18] BlinkofanEye: i stuill got it
[2026-01-08 03:33:22] OWLCAT: hi
[2026-01-08 03:33:22] BlinkofanEye: plus typing
[2026-01-08 03:33:22] jerkymeat: of course. sorry
[2026-01-08 03:33:28] J3Flyer: miss all my old stuff. sold planes, gyrocopter, etc
[2026-01-08 03:33:31] Jah: hey calm
[2026-01-08 03:33:33] TheCalmingClam: hi
[2026-01-08 03:33:37] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: U COULD COOK CLAMS UNDER THOSE HEATERS
[2026-01-08 03:33:37] _Roadie : I got the kill ???
[2026-01-08 03:33:41] BlinkofanEye: ns
[2026-01-08 03:33:44] OWLCAT: i blew up
[2026-01-08 03:33:46] Jah: are you ever not calm?
[2026-01-08 03:33:53] TheCalmingClam: i'm usually calm
[2026-01-08 03:33:57] TheCalmingClam: hyper focused right now
[2026-01-08 03:34:01] Jah: explains the calmness
[2026-01-08 03:34:01] BlinkofanEye: mofo are you excited to date 20 year olds now?
[2026-01-08 03:34:03] _Roadie : I remember you moving from evergreen to Conn?
[2026-01-08 03:34:04] T-Bar: map gettin full
[2026-01-08 03:34:04] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-08 03:34:14] TheCalmingClam: 20 people on nas
[2026-01-08 03:34:15] BlinkofanEye: sonfoa
[2026-01-08 03:34:24] BlinkofanEye: how old is this game now
[2026-01-08 03:34:27] TheCalmingClam: shit sry
[2026-01-08 03:34:30] Jah: as old as me
[2026-01-08 03:34:31] TheCalmingClam: thought j3 was coming
[2026-01-08 03:34:31] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: US 1 HCKER
[2026-01-08 03:34:32] sumbooka: np comrade
[2026-01-08 03:34:32] BlinkofanEye: 2026-2004=22
[2026-01-08 03:34:33] -[HELLO]-Crash: shud return soon maybe
[2026-01-08 03:34:33] Kilgore: ha
[2026-01-08 03:34:45] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: 19 PLUS 1 HACKER
[2026-01-08 03:34:51] jerkymeat: spawn van on the move
[2026-01-08 03:34:55] BlinkofanEye: ice your aim sucks
[2026-01-08 03:34:58] Jah: truck hit me on the beat drop
[2026-01-08 03:34:59] BlinkofanEye: shoot a soccer mom
[2026-01-08 03:35:39] OWLCAT: my camel
[2026-01-08 03:35:39] Jah: divorced soccer mom requesting assylum
[2026-01-08 03:36:13] BlinkofanEye: wtf divorced soccer mom but did she get the minivan
[2026-01-08 03:36:22] BlinkofanEye: ak
[2026-01-08 03:36:23] Jah: !nextmap
[2026-01-08 03:36:24] TheCalmingClam: gj
[2026-01-08 03:36:25] BlinkofanEye: gotta pee fr
[2026-01-08 03:36:27] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAHHHHHHH
[2026-01-08 03:36:30] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: ty
[2026-01-08 03:36:30] Jah: corce
[2026-01-08 03:36:37] Jah: gazala bout to come in clutch
[2026-01-08 03:36:40] Tohsdaehmoob: looka likea WE WEEEN
[2026-01-08 03:36:49] _Roadie : football Moms are FUN!!! (just sayin'...)
[2026-01-08 03:36:49] sumbooka: i teabagged roadie 3 times alrdy
[2026-01-08 03:36:50] sumbooka: ahahahaha
[2026-01-08 03:36:55] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-08 03:37:07] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2026-01-08 03:37:11] Jah: whoopsies
[2026-01-08 03:37:13] _Roadie : OK - I did
[2026-01-08 03:37:31] J3Flyer: protect th flag carrier
[2026-01-08 03:37:39] _Roadie : Careful J3
[2026-01-08 03:37:53] sumbooka: get flag now
[2026-01-08 03:38:04] J3Flyer: get flag
[2026-01-08 03:38:08] sumbooka: watch minimap pls owl
[2026-01-08 03:38:10] Tohsdaehmoob: i donated a jeep
[2026-01-08 03:38:12] _Roadie : I'm trying
[2026-01-08 03:38:12] Jah: ICE dont assasinate soccer moms
[2026-01-08 03:38:18] Kilgore: score
[2026-01-08 03:38:19] Kilgore: now
[2026-01-08 03:38:27] BlinkofanEye: run u puss
[2026-01-08 03:38:31] TheCalmingClam: gg
[2026-01-08 03:38:32] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2026-01-08 03:38:37] Jah: tzitzi
[2026-01-08 03:38:43] BlinkofanEye: splat
[2026-01-08 03:38:44] _Roadie : too many 12 yo spawn campers.
[2026-01-08 03:38:48] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2026-01-08 03:38:55] Jah: no under 20 here
[2026-01-08 03:38:58] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH