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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_urban_siege - 2026-01-13 03:53:02 Chatlog
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Chatlog
[2026-01-13 03:53:52] -[HELLO]-Crash: cool map
[2026-01-13 03:53:56] []: wheres gaz?
[2026-01-13 03:54:10] TheCalmingClam: ty for no gazala admin
[2026-01-13 03:54:32] Kilgore: yeah i quit on that one every time
[2026-01-13 03:54:34] TheCalmingClam: we lost 10 people leaving nas
[2026-01-13 03:54:56] _Roadie : So?
[2026-01-13 03:55:04] Tarzan: cheat in nas
[2026-01-13 03:55:05] sanchez: too bad it wasent the super players
[2026-01-13 03:55:09] -[HELLO]-Crash: how come ur server is empty clam?
[2026-01-13 03:55:15] -[HELLO]-Crash: dont know how to manage one?
[2026-01-13 03:55:17] TheCalmingClam: i don't have a server
[2026-01-13 03:55:17] Tohsdaehmoob: u dead, sucka
[2026-01-13 03:55:42] Peeper: I LOVE YOU MOOB
[2026-01-13 03:56:36] sanchez: how many people quit the game because of Clam?
[2026-01-13 03:56:43] -[HELLO]-Crash: 10
[2026-01-13 03:56:45] TheCalmingClam: i came in third bro
[2026-01-13 03:56:46] Tohsdaehmoob: i did
[2026-01-13 03:56:52] sanchez: lol
[2026-01-13 03:56:52] Tohsdaehmoob: lol
[2026-01-13 03:57:25] TheCalmingClam: why would people quit because of me?
[2026-01-13 03:57:30] sanchez: mofo, roadie, jester are the best, old folks like me
[2026-01-13 03:57:31] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-13 03:57:41] Player1: im 6 7
[2026-01-13 03:57:49] _Roadie : lol
[2026-01-13 03:58:03] _Roadie : I'm at Level 66....
[2026-01-13 03:58:17] -[HELLO]-JESTER: WHAT IS THAT?
[2026-01-13 03:58:18] []: older than my parents
[2026-01-13 03:58:26] sanchez: but clam enjoy killing us
[2026-01-13 03:58:35] -[HELLO]-JESTER: OH IM AT 64
[2026-01-13 03:58:35] -[HELLO]-Crash: rofl
[2026-01-13 03:58:35] Player1: OHYEAH
[2026-01-13 03:58:36] TheCalmingClam: yeah it gives me satisfaction for sure
[2026-01-13 03:58:42] TheCalmingClam: especially when you guys call me a hacker
[2026-01-13 03:58:43] Tohsdaehmoob: ur parents are Seamonkeys
[2026-01-13 03:58:45] TheCalmingClam: is even more satisfying
[2026-01-13 03:58:46] _Roadie : we're not using age anymore Jes.... it is now refered to a leve
[2026-01-13 03:58:57] -[HELLO]-Crash: then why complain about it?
[2026-01-13 03:58:59] sanchez: make your dick feel bigger
[2026-01-13 03:59:00] -[HELLO]-JESTER: OH OK
[2026-01-13 03:59:06] TheCalmingClam: because it's annoying
[2026-01-13 03:59:09] -[HELLO]-Crash: if it makes u feel good
[2026-01-13 03:59:11] Player1: WHAT IS
[2026-01-13 03:59:13] -[HELLO]-Crash: why whinge abouit it
[2026-01-13 03:59:16] TheCalmingClam: would rather no one did
[2026-01-13 03:59:23] God's Sword: was 29 now 17
[2026-01-13 03:59:24] -[HELLO]-Crash: mood swinging nutter
[2026-01-13 03:59:27] God's Sword: 18*
[2026-01-13 03:59:57] _Roadie : hammer
[2026-01-13 04:00:05] God's Sword: hammerfist
[2026-01-13 04:00:16] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-13 04:00:19] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-13 04:00:20] Kilgore: need to get that chopper
[2026-01-13 04:00:31] -[HELLO]-Crash: upload that
[2026-01-13 04:00:38] Player1: WHO UPLOADS
[2026-01-13 04:00:52] TheCalmingClam: i'm putting together a compliation to upload yeah
[2026-01-13 04:00:57] Player1: OKAY
[2026-01-13 04:01:13] sanchez: nothing to do ha
[2026-01-13 04:01:15] -[HELLO]-Crash: make sure u add me hilariously knifinf u just now
[2026-01-13 04:01:22] TheCalmingClam: i will
[2026-01-13 04:01:28] -[HELLO]-Crash: god girl
[2026-01-13 04:01:32] -[HELLO]-Crash: good*
[2026-01-13 04:01:33] Player1: LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
[2026-01-13 04:01:35] TheCalmingClam: creepy as shit
[2026-01-13 04:01:41] -[HELLO]-Crash: cry some mre
[2026-01-13 04:01:44] _Roadie : I softened him up for you Peeps
[2026-01-13 04:01:55] Peeper: TY
[2026-01-13 04:02:04] _Roadie : you got them jes?
[2026-01-13 04:02:08] Capt_Jack: lol
[2026-01-13 04:02:16] sanchez: I know wildcard quit because of you
[2026-01-13 04:02:17] TheCalmingClam: ez
[2026-01-13 04:02:41] Player1: BUT THATS NET ZERO POPULATON GROWTH
[2026-01-13 04:02:43] -[HELLO]-JESTER: OK NOW FOX
[2026-01-13 04:02:54] TheCalmingClam: ez
[2026-01-13 04:03:01] -[HELLO]-Crash: spawn raping is easy yep
[2026-01-13 04:03:02] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY YEN
[2026-01-13 04:03:08] TheCalmingClam: ez
[2026-01-13 04:03:12] -[HELLO]-Crash: can u play any other tune clam?
[2026-01-13 04:03:21] []: HEY JESTER
[2026-01-13 04:03:26] -[HELLO]-Crash: spawn rpe , brag, spawn rp, brag over n over
[2026-01-13 04:03:33] Tohsdaehmoob: he knows Pink Pony Club
[2026-01-13 04:03:53] Capt_Jack: lol
[2026-01-13 04:03:57] Player1: SPAWN DIE CRY SPAWN DIE CRY TOO THOUGH
[2026-01-13 04:04:16] -[HELLO]-Crash: something weird how u play player1
[2026-01-13 04:04:29] Player1: OKAY
[2026-01-13 04:04:30] -[HELLO]-Crash: i;m gonna film u
[2026-01-13 04:04:33] -[HELLO]-JESTER: LOL
[2026-01-13 04:04:48] Player1: OKAY YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION
[2026-01-13 04:04:51] _Roadie : 8mm or 16mm?
[2026-01-13 04:05:11] Tohsdaehmoob: use a fisheye lens
[2026-01-13 04:05:21] Player1: GET MY GOOD SIDE
[2026-01-13 04:05:31] -[HELLO]-Crash: u have one?
[2026-01-13 04:05:40] Player1: ASK YO MAMA
[2026-01-13 04:05:59] -[HELLO]-Crash: good idea, she owns a make up store
[2026-01-13 04:06:05] -[HELLO]-Crash: ur her biggest customer
[2026-01-13 04:06:14] Player1: NOT TRUE
[2026-01-13 04:06:16] Player1: IM ALL NATURAL
[2026-01-13 04:06:19] Tohsdaehmoob: yo mama so fat, she use a loofa wand to brush teeth
[2026-01-13 04:06:34] sanchez: who likes clam, 1=yes 2=no
[2026-01-13 04:06:40] -[HELLO]-Crash: 2
[2026-01-13 04:06:41] Player1: 3
[2026-01-13 04:06:41] sanchez: 222222222
[2026-01-13 04:06:46] Tohsdaehmoob: 1.75
[2026-01-13 04:06:54] TheCalmingClam: literally absolute bottom of my list of things i care about
[2026-01-13 04:07:02] TheCalmingClam: i like killing here
[2026-01-13 04:07:05] -[HELLO]-JESTER: I LIKE HIM DONT LIKE THE PLAYING METHODS
[2026-01-13 04:07:08] Player1: ONLINE STRANGER POLL
[2026-01-13 04:07:10] -[HELLO]-Crash: then why whine about it
[2026-01-13 04:07:14] sanchez: sociophat
[2026-01-13 04:07:19] Tohsdaehmoob: imma make you work for that 0.25, Clam
[2026-01-13 04:07:21] TheCalmingClam: whine about what
[2026-01-13 04:07:23] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-13 04:07:28] -[HELLO]-Crash: u sound upset, are you ok
[2026-01-13 04:07:30] sanchez: moob
[2026-01-13 04:07:32] sanchez: lol
[2026-01-13 04:07:35] -[HELLO]-JESTER: I DONT LIKE EXPLOITERS
[2026-01-13 04:07:39] Capt_Jack: lol
[2026-01-13 04:07:40] Kilgore: tie
[2026-01-13 04:07:42] Player1: WHAT DOES HE EXPLOIT
[2026-01-13 04:07:46] Kilgore: lol
[2026-01-13 04:07:50] -[HELLO]-JESTER: THERE ARE MORE ON HERE THAN HIM
[2026-01-13 04:08:01] sanchez: women
[2026-01-13 04:08:03] TheCalmingClam: i dont exploit or cheat or anything
[2026-01-13 04:08:10] TheCalmingClam: this is one of my favorite video games of all time and i never
[2026-01-13 04:08:11] TheCalmingClam: would
[2026-01-13 04:08:14] _Roadie : narf
[2026-01-13 04:08:16] Player1: SURE MAN THATS WHAT A CHEATER WOULD SAY CLAM
[2026-01-13 04:08:17] TheCalmingClam: it's insulting to me to be accused of it
[2026-01-13 04:08:32] TheCalmingClam: i take it personal because i would never in a million years
[2026-01-13 04:08:34] TheCalmingClam: cheat at a game i love
[2026-01-13 04:08:39] Tohsdaehmoob: he's just infuriatingly sneaky, that's all
[2026-01-13 04:08:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: PLAYER 1 I THINK YOU ARE TOO
[2026-01-13 04:08:51] Player1: I THINK YOU ARE JESTER
[2026-01-13 04:08:59] sanchez: sound like trump saying release the files
[2026-01-13 04:09:14] Kilgore: chatty bunch tonight
[2026-01-13 04:09:20] -[HELLO]-JESTER: WHATEVER MY SCORE DONT REFLECT CHEATING LOL
[2026-01-13 04:09:26] TheCalmingClam: me either
[2026-01-13 04:09:33] TheCalmingClam: never has never will
[2026-01-13 04:09:34] Player1: I SAW YOU HAVE GOOD SCORE BEFORE
[2026-01-13 04:09:49] -[HELLO]-JESTER: NOT ME
[2026-01-13 04:10:01] -[HELLO]-Crash: He has super low ping
[2026-01-13 04:10:07] -[HELLO]-Crash: must live near server
[2026-01-13 04:10:20] Player1: WHERE IS SERVER
[2026-01-13 04:10:28] -[HELLO]-Crash: 80% of his kills are ping bonus
[2026-01-13 04:10:31] -[HELLO]-Crash: or spawn rps
[2026-01-13 04:10:34] TheCalmingClam: who
[2026-01-13 04:10:38] -[HELLO]-Crash: u
[2026-01-13 04:10:40] TheCalmingClam: i
[2026-01-13 04:10:44] Player1: PLAY IN SERVER NEAR YOU
[2026-01-13 04:10:47] TheCalmingClam: i win 1v1 vs 95% of people in on LAN
[2026-01-13 04:10:49] Player1: WHY WHINE ABOUT IT
[2026-01-13 04:10:56] -[HELLO]-Crash: not enoug servers lo
[2026-01-13 04:11:01] -[HELLO]-Crash: ldumbass
[2026-01-13 04:11:01] Tohsdaehmoob: i'm the janitor at the server site
[2026-01-13 04:11:05] Tohsdaehmoob: just to be close to it
[2026-01-13 04:11:22] Player1: PLAY IN GETSOME
[2026-01-13 04:11:26] Capt_Jack: ;p;
[2026-01-13 04:11:47] TheCalmingClam: excuses about cheats and ping are all just cope at the end of
[2026-01-13 04:11:47] TheCalmingClam: the day
[2026-01-13 04:11:55] TheCalmingClam: always has been when talking about me as a player
[2026-01-13 04:12:00] _Roadie : didn't Player1 just say last round he hadn't played in forever?
[2026-01-13 04:12:02] Player1: YOU ARE ONLY HIGH SCORE BECAUSE OF PING AND RAPE CLAM
[2026-01-13 04:12:08] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-13 04:12:10] -[HELLO]-Crash: ur ping is like 20
[2026-01-13 04:12:15] Player1: YEAH FIRST MONTH BACK
[2026-01-13 04:12:18] -[HELLO]-Crash: there ae ppl on here with 200 - 350
[2026-01-13 04:12:19] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-13 04:12:20] TheCalmingClam: whats your point crash?
[2026-01-13 04:12:25] -[HELLO]-Crash: gosh u speak bs
[2026-01-13 04:12:27] _Roadie : It must be the LAG....
[2026-01-13 04:12:55] TheCalmingClam: why don't all players with ping below 30 finish top 5 every
[2026-01-13 04:12:55] sanchez: people only like you temporarily, whe you are in their team
[2026-01-13 04:12:55] TheCalmingClam: time?
[2026-01-13 04:13:20] _Roadie : you and Bang told me the other night it was because of my ping.
[2026-01-13 04:13:30] TheCalmingClam: i got that clip roadie
[2026-01-13 04:13:36] Player1: ROADIE HAS LOW PING WHY DOES HE HAVE LOW SCORE
[2026-01-13 04:13:40] TheCalmingClam: i didn't say it was because of your ping
[2026-01-13 04:13:49] B L I T Z K R I E G: HEY JESTER
[2026-01-13 04:13:55] TheCalmingClam: i said that it happened despite your ping, happens to everyone
[2026-01-13 04:13:56] _Roadie : because I lag... *COUGH*
[2026-01-13 04:13:59] -[HELLO]-Crash: always peaceful on here without clam
[2026-01-13 04:14:10] -[HELLO]-Crash: so unpleasant when he is here
[2026-01-13 04:14:10] TheCalmingClam: without you last night too
[2026-01-13 04:14:16] Kilgore: sob
[2026-01-13 04:14:18] TheCalmingClam: i get accused every night and you guys don't do anything about
[2026-01-13 04:14:19] B L I T Z K R I E G: !nextmap
[2026-01-13 04:14:19] TheCalmingClam: it
[2026-01-13 04:14:52] -[HELLO]-Crash: ez
[2026-01-13 04:14:54] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-13 04:14:56] TheCalmingClam: you wanna 1v1?
[2026-01-13 04:15:01] -[HELLO]-Crash: harder to stay alive when ur stealing huh
[2026-01-13 04:15:06] Player1: YES
[2026-01-13 04:15:11] TheCalmingClam: let's 1v1 crash
[2026-01-13 04:15:14] -[HELLO]-Crash: as opposed to spawn rping lol
[2026-01-13 04:15:27] TheCalmingClam: i'll call you on discord and we can 1v1
[2026-01-13 04:15:31] Tohsdaehmoob: get a flag clam, that'll shut him up
[2026-01-13 04:15:38] -[HELLO]-Crash: sounds gay clam
[2026-01-13 04:15:44] TheCalmingClam: nah
[2026-01-13 04:15:47] Player1: LAG
[2026-01-13 04:15:49] TheCalmingClam: you're scaared to do both is what it is
[2026-01-13 04:15:52] -[HELLO]-Crash: you want 1 on 1 with a man? creeeeeeeepy
[2026-01-13 04:15:59] TheCalmingClam: scared to 1v1 and scared to discord call me
[2026-01-13 04:16:04] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-13 04:16:07] sanchez: sorry
[2026-01-13 04:16:08] TheCalmingClam: i'm serious lol
[2026-01-13 04:16:09] Peeper: np
[2026-01-13 04:16:17] -[HELLO]-Crash: no one cares what u think
[2026-01-13 04:16:18] Player1: ANYONE ELSE LAGGING
[2026-01-13 04:16:23] -[HELLO]-JESTER: NOPE
[2026-01-13 04:16:26] Tohsdaehmoob: nope
[2026-01-13 04:16:29] Capt_Jack: for once no
[2026-01-13 04:16:29] []: abit
[2026-01-13 04:16:32] sanchez: clam go and never comeback
[2026-01-13 04:16:37] TheCalmingClam: lol
[2026-01-13 04:16:45] -[HELLO]-Crash: great idea
[2026-01-13 04:16:55] sanchez: go drop that coke bottle to the end of the world
[2026-01-13 04:16:57] Tohsdaehmoob: good try clam
[2026-01-13 04:17:00] Player1: WHY DO THEY HATE YOU CLAM
[2026-01-13 04:17:06] TheCalmingClam: they're mad i'm good
[2026-01-13 04:17:13] TheCalmingClam: i get bullied here every night, just makes me stronger
[2026-01-13 04:17:14] Player1: ARE YOU GOOD
[2026-01-13 04:17:18] TheCalmingClam: more satisfying to kill
[2026-01-13 04:17:20] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-13 04:17:33] -[HELLO]-Crash: strong men dont whine spam
[2026-01-13 04:17:37] -[HELLO]-Crash: every night
[2026-01-13 04:17:40] TheCalmingClam: who spams
[2026-01-13 04:17:46] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-13 04:17:48] TheCalmingClam: your ass is typing right now
[2026-01-13 04:17:57] T-Bar: lol
[2026-01-13 04:17:59] -[HELLO]-Crash: in response to ur spamming
[2026-01-13 04:18:07] Player1: CLAM AND WITHNAIL SPAM
[2026-01-13 04:18:09] TheCalmingClam: i'm typing in response as well
[2026-01-13 04:18:20] TheCalmingClam: i am literally silent til people chirp
[2026-01-13 04:18:21] -[HELLO]-Crash: boohoo
[2026-01-13 04:18:26] TheCalmingClam: if you looked at the logs you'd see what i mean
[2026-01-13 04:18:27] -[HELLO]-Crash: hahahah
[2026-01-13 04:18:38] -[HELLO]-Crash: ur delusional bro
[2026-01-13 04:18:41] TheCalmingClam: nah
[2026-01-13 04:18:45] Player1: DELULU
[2026-01-13 04:18:48] -[HELLO]-Crash: seek mental help plz
[2026-01-13 04:18:51] TheCalmingClam: nah
[2026-01-13 04:18:55] TheCalmingClam: you're projecting again
[2026-01-13 04:18:59] TheCalmingClam: you forget to take your meds?
[2026-01-13 04:19:04] Player1: IS THERE SOMEONE WITH MENTAL DEGREE TO HELP U CLAM
[2026-01-13 04:19:04] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-13 04:19:08] -[HELLO]-Crash: which one do u take
[2026-01-13 04:19:24] -[HELLO]-Crash: would take several to diagnose him
[2026-01-13 04:19:31] TheCalmingClam: you still typing?
[2026-01-13 04:19:33] TheCalmingClam: so mad rn
[2026-01-13 04:19:34] Tohsdaehmoob: anyone heard from wh0res?
[2026-01-13 04:19:39] Peeper: clam appears to be a legend in his own mind
[2026-01-13 04:19:42] -[HELLO]-Crash: we're laughing at u
[2026-01-13 04:19:45] -[HELLO]-Crash: we're making you "Stronger"
[2026-01-13 04:19:46] Tohsdaehmoob: did he get that pallet off his back?
[2026-01-13 04:19:48] TheCalmingClam: youre raging
[2026-01-13 04:19:48] T-Bar: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[2026-01-13 04:20:00] TheCalmingClam: i'm not a legend pepper
[2026-01-13 04:20:06] TheCalmingClam: not even the best player on this server
[2026-01-13 04:20:16] Player1: WHO BEST
[2026-01-13 04:20:22] TheCalmingClam: tragic or madmax
[2026-01-13 04:20:28] Player1: OK
[2026-01-13 04:20:30] Peeper: best at what?
[2026-01-13 04:20:34] TheCalmingClam: playing
[2026-01-13 04:20:39] TheCalmingClam: gj
[2026-01-13 04:20:40] -[HELLO]-JESTER: THEY ARE NOT PART OF THIS SERVER
[2026-01-13 04:20:45] Peeper: whining?
[2026-01-13 04:20:47] Kilgore: ty
[2026-01-13 04:20:55] Player1: IS THIS UR SERVER JESTER
[2026-01-13 04:21:04] -[HELLO]-JESTER: NO
[2026-01-13 04:21:09] Player1: OO
[2026-01-13 04:21:11] Player1: OK
[2026-01-13 04:21:16] -[HELLO]-JESTER: BUT IM MEMBER
[2026-01-13 04:21:50] geordi_laforge: wtf dude
[2026-01-13 04:21:58] -[HELLO]-JESTER: HEY GEORDI
[2026-01-13 04:22:00] geordi_laforge: clam is on one
[2026-01-13 04:22:04] TheCalmingClam: ?
[2026-01-13 04:22:12] Player1: YES BAN HIM
[2026-01-13 04:22:26] geordi_laforge: he killed me for no reason
[2026-01-13 04:22:27] TheCalmingClam: grenaded geordi and he mad lol
[2026-01-13 04:22:29] TheCalmingClam: o
[2026-01-13 04:22:37] TheCalmingClam: you're on the other team bro
[2026-01-13 04:22:42] geordi_laforge: i thought we were hommies!
[2026-01-13 04:22:45] TheCalmingClam: we are
[2026-01-13 04:22:51] Kilgore: clam u steal and ill stinger the chopper
[2026-01-13 04:22:52] TheCalmingClam: they r paying me to kill blue tho
[2026-01-13 04:22:53] geordi_laforge: why are u a blood today
[2026-01-13 04:22:55] Peeper: I LOVE YOU MOOB!
[2026-01-13 04:22:57] []: he killed you for the color of your... tag
[2026-01-13 04:23:04] sanchez: hommies gay to each other
[2026-01-13 04:23:13] Player1: IM GAY
[2026-01-13 04:23:15] Tohsdaehmoob: thanks!
[2026-01-13 04:23:22] TheCalmingClam: i like gay people
[2026-01-13 04:23:26] Player1: WE KNOW CLAM
[2026-01-13 04:23:28] TheCalmingClam: i dont take it as an insult
[2026-01-13 04:23:47] sanchez: gay guys are nice
[2026-01-13 04:23:49] Tohsdaehmoob: he likes gays, hates ICE Oyeah!
[2026-01-13 04:23:54] TheCalmingClam: yea
[2026-01-13 04:23:56] Tohsdaehmoob: mah kinda guy
[2026-01-13 04:23:58] TheCalmingClam: abolish ice