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Statistics HelloClan Ranking -[HELLO]- Desert Combat - dc_al_nas - 2026-01-18 03:32:05 Chatlog
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[2026-01-18 03:32:50] Goosey: i thought NAS was a myth
[2026-01-18 03:32:51] Zapsey: time to play some ANALS
[2026-01-18 03:33:01] Capt_Jack: no nas sat
[2026-01-18 03:33:13] ATF_King * : oups
[2026-01-18 03:33:13] Capt_Jack: youre addicted
[2026-01-18 03:33:16] ATF_King * : sorry
[2026-01-18 03:33:20] Capt_Jack: lol
[2026-01-18 03:33:44] Tohsdaehmoob: haha
[2026-01-18 03:33:44] Goosey: soz
[2026-01-18 03:34:30] Sgt. Schultz: damn turdballs
[2026-01-18 03:34:50] -[HELLO]-JESTER: IS ANYONE ELSE EXPERIENCING LAG WHEN SIGNING ON OR BETWEEN MAPS
[2026-01-18 03:35:02] ATF_Commodore 64 ||: not me
[2026-01-18 03:35:02] Goosey: nah
[2026-01-18 03:35:51] Tohsdaehmoob: OYeh
[2026-01-18 03:36:04] Goosey: oops
[2026-01-18 03:36:06] Goosey: sozzles
[2026-01-18 03:36:07] ATF_Commodore 64 ||: thats ok
[2026-01-18 03:36:09] ATF_Commodore 64 ||: xoxoxoxoxo
[2026-01-18 03:36:11] Goosey: :D
[2026-01-18 03:36:44] WEST JAVA: SORRY
[2026-01-18 03:36:47] Goosey: lol k
[2026-01-18 03:37:06] Goosey: to[ at flag
[2026-01-18 03:37:41] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: sorry tbar
[2026-01-18 03:38:02] Goosey: lol
[2026-01-18 03:38:17] spin: thank god
[2026-01-18 03:38:18] ATF_Commodore 64 ||: ns
[2026-01-18 03:38:47] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: wow he stepped off the curb and hes mad at me
[2026-01-18 03:38:55] <<: howdy fellas
[2026-01-18 03:39:02] ALZ_UK: "POOOOOWUTH" my azz says hi everyone!
[2026-01-18 03:39:37] _Roadie : oh goody spawn camper with C4
[2026-01-18 03:39:40] <<: i think someone is shooting at us - be careful
[2026-01-18 03:39:44] _Roadie : dickless wonders
[2026-01-18 03:40:09] -[HELLO]-Crash: ffs
[2026-01-18 03:40:25] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: nah youl know if you get shot at youll hear it in your ears
[2026-01-18 03:40:32] -[HELLO]-Crash: ur really gonna shoot at a US guy ,near 3 friendlies?
[2026-01-18 03:40:40] USMC: hey everone
[2026-01-18 03:40:47] ATF_Commodore 64 ||: hello
[2026-01-18 03:40:52] Tohsdaehmoob: yeah unfortunately i am
[2026-01-18 03:40:57] Tohsdaehmoob: going to do just that
[2026-01-18 03:41:11] spin: jack..shit
[2026-01-18 03:41:16] Capt_Jack: sry spin
[2026-01-18 03:41:58] ATF_Commodore 64 ||: ns
[2026-01-18 03:42:14] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2026-01-18 03:42:28] ATF_King * : ns
[2026-01-18 03:42:30] Rubberduck: What's everyones Blazing Saddle line
[2026-01-18 03:42:47] sgt. slaughter: thanks
[2026-01-18 03:42:51] Tohsdaehmoob: we're gonna need a gigger boat!
[2026-01-18 03:42:59] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: USMC was kicked he ate all the map pencils
[2026-01-18 03:43:02] Tohsdaehmoob: *bigger
[2026-01-18 03:43:18] spin: why is everone killing me?
[2026-01-18 03:43:44] Rubberduck: later...
[2026-01-18 03:44:10] Goosey: apc near flag
[2026-01-18 03:44:14] []: the atfs beg for this map, and then leave 10 mins in?
[2026-01-18 03:44:23] Tarzan: sht
[2026-01-18 03:44:30] Petik: hi all
[2026-01-18 03:44:34] Capt_Jack: thpought you saw me
[2026-01-18 03:44:39] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: just like a woman never satified
[2026-01-18 03:45:17] Goosey: gf
[2026-01-18 03:45:17] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: poor ATF never found the Gspot
[2026-01-18 03:46:37] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeahhhhhhh
[2026-01-18 03:47:00] <<: what's all this hubbaloo about a flag
[2026-01-18 03:47:08] Capt_Jack: gj
[2026-01-18 03:47:53] Tohsdaehmoob: mah bad
[2026-01-18 03:47:58] T-Bar: yep
[2026-01-18 03:48:02] Tohsdaehmoob: yep
[2026-01-18 03:48:12] T-Bar: yep yep
[2026-01-18 03:48:42] Tarzan: late
[2026-01-18 03:48:54] Tohsdaehmoob: u sit down
[2026-01-18 03:49:11] -[HELLO]-Crash: i got it
[2026-01-18 03:50:28] Tohsdaehmoob: me Jane
[2026-01-18 03:50:34] Goosey: ha
[2026-01-18 03:50:34] Tarzan: mined
[2026-01-18 03:51:41] -[HELLO]-JESTER: SORRY
[2026-01-18 03:51:56] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: hey whos colonoscopy took way too long
[2026-01-18 03:52:17] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: (
[2026-01-18 03:52:19] sanchez: klol
[2026-01-18 03:52:22] sanchez: lolololol
[2026-01-18 03:52:23] <<: that seems subjective
[2026-01-18 03:52:43] Tohsdaehmoob: who loves ya?
[2026-01-18 03:52:55] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: im just curious who enjoyed it too much
[2026-01-18 03:53:13] Tohsdaehmoob: OYEAH
[2026-01-18 03:53:16] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: by saying mine wasnt long enough
[2026-01-18 03:53:16] Tohsdaehmoob: backshots
[2026-01-18 03:53:17] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: (
[2026-01-18 03:53:26] Sgt. Schultz: do you have a safe word?
[2026-01-18 03:53:37] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: seacucumber
[2026-01-18 03:53:43] <<: starfish
[2026-01-18 03:53:45] Tohsdaehmoob: oyeah
[2026-01-18 03:53:47] Goosey: lol
[2026-01-18 03:53:53] Sgt. Schultz: those dont sound safe
[2026-01-18 03:54:19] Tarzan: sniper
[2026-01-18 03:54:28] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: when do you shout out seacucumber
[2026-01-18 03:54:35] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: in conversatipn
[2026-01-18 03:54:41] <<: as one is being inserted
[2026-01-18 03:54:47] Tohsdaehmoob: my results came back with elevated levels of cum
[2026-01-18 03:55:03] <<: there is an ointment for that
[2026-01-18 03:55:07] T-Bar: gross
[2026-01-18 03:55:13] -[HELLO]-Crash: how much do u usually buy it for
[2026-01-18 03:55:18] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: yes
[2026-01-18 03:55:23] -[HELLO]-Crash: :P
[2026-01-18 03:55:27] Tohsdaehmoob: bout time
[2026-01-18 03:55:28] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: only if you know a vet with horses
[2026-01-18 03:55:31] <<: it's free
[2026-01-18 03:55:37] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: suckovat 5000
[2026-01-18 03:55:41] <<: you simply harvest schmegma
[2026-01-18 03:56:12] <<: like the sweet and sour topical sandwich spread that it is
[2026-01-18 03:56:43] OWLCAT: >_>
[2026-01-18 03:56:48] T-Bar: some horny dudes here
[2026-01-18 03:56:51] Sgt. Schultz: goose 1 on the wall
[2026-01-18 03:56:56] <<: what are you doing over here owlcat
[2026-01-18 03:57:02] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: or your local collage paper ads in da back for freshman compaio
[2026-01-18 03:57:19] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: compaonship sugar daddy style
[2026-01-18 03:57:24] -[HELLO]-Crash: lol
[2026-01-18 03:57:28] -[HELLO]-Crash: was aiming at flag carrier
[2026-01-18 03:57:34] []: lol
[2026-01-18 03:57:55] -[HELLO]-JESTER: oops sry
[2026-01-18 03:57:57] []: i saved him with my face
[2026-01-18 03:58:02] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: ive know my share of sugar babies
[2026-01-18 03:58:03] T-Bar: got the flag
[2026-01-18 03:58:05] -[HELLO]-Crash: good job
[2026-01-18 03:58:18] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: suck o vat 10 00000
[2026-01-18 03:58:24] <<: sound strategy for success
[2026-01-18 03:58:28] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: yesssss
[2026-01-18 03:59:20] Goosey: mf
[2026-01-18 03:59:24] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: collage girls may be dumb, but there enthusiatsic
[2026-01-18 03:59:25] Goosey: :D
[2026-01-18 03:59:25] -[HELLO]-JESTER: lol
[2026-01-18 03:59:50] Tohsdaehmoob: not as bad as GED girls
[2026-01-18 04:00:11] -[HELLO]-Crash: dude
[2026-01-18 04:00:14] sgt. slaughter: scared me sorry
[2026-01-18 04:00:16] sgt. slaughter: m16
[2026-01-18 04:00:25] OWLCAT: are you a turkey
[2026-01-18 04:00:37] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: oh you thought i ment university girls, i ment
[2026-01-18 04:00:53] -[HELLO]-Crash: mmmm left over pizza
[2026-01-18 04:00:53] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: city collage of coarse GED
[2026-01-18 04:01:00] Capt_Jack: lol
[2026-01-18 04:01:32] Capt_Jack: goosesy at wall
[2026-01-18 04:01:42] Capt_Jack: our side
[2026-01-18 04:02:36] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: by the way im in south texas
[2026-01-18 04:02:51] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: )
[2026-01-18 04:02:57] -[HELLO]-JESTER: im from houston
[2026-01-18 04:03:04] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: collage ment trade schools
[2026-01-18 04:03:29] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: like english a second laungage
[2026-01-18 04:03:33] Goosey: ahhah
[2026-01-18 04:03:45] Goosey: mOfO!
[2026-01-18 04:04:12] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: mofo know exacally what im saying
[2026-01-18 04:04:29] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: right mo
[2026-01-18 04:04:45] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: just say yes
[2026-01-18 04:05:32] Goosey: oof
[2026-01-18 04:06:23] WEST JAVA: SORRY
[2026-01-18 04:07:13] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: wife was laying on bed i had to g bite her ass
[2026-01-18 04:07:14] Deadly Squirrel: meep
[2026-01-18 04:07:18] T-Bar: nade spaming is fun
[2026-01-18 04:07:20] Goosey: wow
[2026-01-18 04:07:46] Tohsdaehmoob: u eat that cake
[2026-01-18 04:08:09] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: lol
[2026-01-18 04:08:17] -[HELLO]-Crash: wow nice nade spin 2fer
[2026-01-18 04:08:28] OWLCAT: !nextmap
[2026-01-18 04:08:31] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: sry
[2026-01-18 04:08:42] spin: thank u
[2026-01-18 04:09:15] _Roadie : Are you doing OK Spin?
[2026-01-18 04:09:21] -=BlaineBlitzer=-: mofo dont apologize, u didnt apologize at diddys house
[2026-01-18 04:09:33] spin: not really
[2026-01-18 04:09:38] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: diddy?
[2026-01-18 04:09:46] -[HELLO]-Crash: Anyone against me adding 20 mins?
[2026-01-18 04:09:54] sgt. slaughter: no please
[2026-01-18 04:09:55] _Roadie : We wish you get to feeling better!!!!
[2026-01-18 04:10:04] spin: the blood thinner is killing me
[2026-01-18 04:10:06] sgt. slaughter: air map
[2026-01-18 04:10:08] -[HELLO]-Crash: how bout 10
[2026-01-18 04:10:18] Deadly Squirrel: restart since this was only practice round
[2026-01-18 04:10:21] [-UG-] Maj. MoFo: wolfs peinis is against u
[2026-01-18 04:10:25] -[HELLO]-JESTER: hey crash
[2026-01-18 04:10:32] Deadly Squirrel: everyone is still getting used to the map
[2026-01-18 04:10:33] _Roadie : Restart
[2026-01-18 04:10:42] -[HELLO]-Crash: gonna add 20 mins
[2026-01-18 04:10:42] sgt. slaughter: air map please
[2026-01-18 04:10:44] Capt_Jack: el al
[2026-01-18 04:10:47] -[HELLO]-Crash: next is air
[2026-01-18 04:10:52] Tohsdaehmoob: YESSSSSSSSS
[2026-01-18 04:10:54] sgt. slaughter: its not close game why
[2026-01-18 04:10:56] Deadly Squirrel: Air NAs?
[2026-01-18 04:10:56] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: ;lol
[2026-01-18 04:10:57] Sgt. Schultz: where do i get ammo?
[2026-01-18 04:11:09] -[HELLO]-Crash: ok how bout restart set at 20 to even teams
[2026-01-18 04:11:18] Tohsdaehmoob: SYESSSSSSS
[2026-01-18 04:11:27] -[HELLO]-JESTER: yes
[2026-01-18 04:11:27] _Roadie : doit
[2026-01-18 04:11:32] -[HELLO]-Crash: ok
[2026-01-18 04:11:37] sgt. slaughter: man i waited this time for next map
[2026-01-18 04:11:46] -[HELLO]-Crash: sorry
[2026-01-18 04:12:05] Tarzan: what?
[2026-01-18 04:12:25] Tarzan: 3rd time red on red
[2026-01-18 04:12:41] -[HELLO]-Crash: okay hold onto ur butts
[2026-01-18 04:12:42] -[HELLO]-N|ght-wo|f: yessss

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